Apparently I missed a dirty joke, anyone care to fill me in? They're kind of my stock in trade.
Mal: Can I come in? Inara: No. Mal: See? That's why I usually don't ask.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jars - May 19, 2006 4:07:34 am PDT #8130 of 10002
§ ita § - May 19, 2006 4:15:30 am PDT #8131 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Here you go, Jars: ita "Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?" May 17, 2006 10:45:05 pm PDT It's not that funny.
I can't, absolutely can't, imagine the idiocy that goes into TRUE cut and paste and then excusing it. Though I did have a customer one time who printed and then cut bits of it out and pasted them in a different order to get her final copy. NOT AN ACTUAL BOOK, though. Which is important.
Oy. Work again. So soon!
Jars - May 19, 2006 4:20:35 am PDT #8132 of 10002
Heh. I don't know if the funny is worth the gross, but still, small heh.
Calli - May 19, 2006 4:24:19 am PDT #8133 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
a student cut the contents out of two bound volumes of periodicals (from a title that cost $2000 a year and took 3-4 years and hundreds of staff hours to replace). He then cut out the quotes he wanted for his paper, and pasted them in because he was too damn lazy to retype them.
That's a ticket to a really boring, not special in the slightest hell in my book (ahem). I have half a dozen library books in my car that were due yesterday and I'm mildly guilty over that. Intact, non-vandalized library books.
Frankenbuddha - May 19, 2006 4:49:38 am PDT #8134 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I mean, if they're actually funny.
Ah, see, that would be the problem. I'm not sure I found them funny at the time, but there was a certain humorous cache to the gross-out joke when I was 13. Now, NSM.
Plus, too much typing for the result.
sarameg - May 19, 2006 5:12:08 am PDT #8135 of 10002
Something keeps invading my sinuses at night.
I scratched my eyeball fishing out an eyelash.
I don't want to work.
At least it's almost the weekend.
Frankenbuddha - May 19, 2006 5:29:30 am PDT #8136 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Something keeps invading my sinuses at night.
A nosewig, p'r'aps?
sarameg - May 19, 2006 5:39:15 am PDT #8137 of 10002
Shut.up.
It's probably just low-level allergies (been sleeping with the windows open.)
The other night I made the cataclysmic mistake of using one of those allergy sinus sprays. While it worked, it worked. When it was done, I got rebound swelling that was worse.
I'm just whiney today. and that's different from any other day?
Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2006 6:41:27 am PDT #8138 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
This is from WAAAAY upthread, but I have to agree with Sue that there must be a moratorium on the use of Hallelujah, as sung by ANYONE, on TV shows. Just say no!
§ ita § - May 19, 2006 6:51:45 am PDT #8139 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If she was referring to the Hallelujah I think she was, extra doubleplus moratorium since they were duplicating themselves! The pieta redux made me laugh, but the Hallelujah made me roll my eyes.