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Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - May 17, 2006 8:35:56 pm PDT #7943 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yellowtail syrah - the most dangerous win in the univers - DH and I finish a bottle and have to walk to the local store for more. 4.99 at TJ's ,7.99 at cosco for the big bottle. and dead reliable. Can't really depend on twobuck chuck to always be good - I have had a number of bad bottles.


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 8:36:41 pm PDT #7944 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ugh. I actually took a nap during the first class I was supposed to be assisting with. Then I gave kettlebell a shot because I felt 100% better.

The pain of the migraine didn't come back, but the haze sure did. So I didn't teach my class, instead hanging around behind the front desk gabbing.

Still, I got to hear the joke too disgusting to tell.

And the guy I thought would say "What happened? Got bit by a vampire?" did.

So there's that.

One of the instructor's mothers told me not to drink Two Buck Chuck, since it was so bad you'd want to give a blow job to get the taste out of your mouth. I kinda fell in love with her right then.


Lee - May 17, 2006 8:37:44 pm PDT #7945 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Was the joke too disgusting to tell?


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 8:38:22 pm PDT #7946 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was really not funny, mostly. Pretty gross though. Want to know?


beth b - May 17, 2006 8:38:47 pm PDT #7947 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Two buck chuck is pretty good for making sangria.

which has nothing to do with ita's post. It was just a passing thought


Aims - May 17, 2006 8:39:09 pm PDT #7948 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I DO!!

I didn't make popcrn, so I get a treat for obedience.


Lee - May 17, 2006 8:39:15 pm PDT #7949 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Honestly, I really don't know.


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 8:45:05 pm PDT #7950 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay. So, there's this guy who goes home with this girl, Sandpaper Sally. Things are going really well, and he's getting lucky. They start to go at it, and it's PAINFUL. Suddenly he knows why she has this nickname. He's humping and pumping but it's totally dry and abrasive. Finally, he gives us and asks if there's anything she can do about the dryness.

She goes into the bathroom and comes out five minutes later. Magic! He's going and going and going, and everything's smooth and wonderful. When they're done, he remarks on the turnaround. "What did you do?" "Oh," she says, "I just picked all the scabs off and let the pus ooze out."

So--there you go. I'm not sure I can call it a treat.


Aims - May 17, 2006 8:46:15 pm PDT #7951 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That? So not a treat.

More like a trick. But still, kinda funny in that really gross sort of way.


Lee - May 17, 2006 8:47:56 pm PDT #7952 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ewww.

Also, what Aimee said.