Was the joke too disgusting to tell?
Fire bad. Tree pretty.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
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Lee - May 17, 2006 8:37:44 pm PDT #7945 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
§ ita § - May 17, 2006 8:38:22 pm PDT #7946 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It was really not funny, mostly. Pretty gross though. Want to know?
beth b - May 17, 2006 8:38:47 pm PDT #7947 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Two buck chuck is pretty good for making sangria.
which has nothing to do with ita's post. It was just a passing thought
Aims - May 17, 2006 8:39:09 pm PDT #7948 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I DO!!
I didn't make popcrn, so I get a treat for obedience.
Lee - May 17, 2006 8:39:15 pm PDT #7949 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Honestly, I really don't know.
§ ita § - May 17, 2006 8:45:05 pm PDT #7950 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay. So, there's this guy who goes home with this girl, Sandpaper Sally. Things are going really well, and he's getting lucky. They start to go at it, and it's PAINFUL. Suddenly he knows why she has this nickname. He's humping and pumping but it's totally dry and abrasive. Finally, he gives us and asks if there's anything she can do about the dryness.
She goes into the bathroom and comes out five minutes later. Magic! He's going and going and going, and everything's smooth and wonderful. When they're done, he remarks on the turnaround. "What did you do?" "Oh," she says, "I just picked all the scabs off and let the pus ooze out."
So--there you go. I'm not sure I can call it a treat.
Aims - May 17, 2006 8:46:15 pm PDT #7951 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That? So not a treat.
More like a trick. But still, kinda funny in that really gross sort of way.
Lee - May 17, 2006 8:47:56 pm PDT #7952 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Ewww.
Also, what Aimee said.
beth b - May 17, 2006 8:48:44 pm PDT #7953 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
ewwww
Pix - May 17, 2006 8:53:52 pm PDT #7954 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
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