It was really not funny, mostly. Pretty gross though. Want to know?
Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'
'The Message'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 17, 2006 8:38:22 pm PDT #7946 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
beth b - May 17, 2006 8:38:47 pm PDT #7947 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Two buck chuck is pretty good for making sangria.
which has nothing to do with ita's post. It was just a passing thought
Aims - May 17, 2006 8:39:09 pm PDT #7948 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I DO!!
I didn't make popcrn, so I get a treat for obedience.
Lee - May 17, 2006 8:39:15 pm PDT #7949 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Honestly, I really don't know.
§ ita § - May 17, 2006 8:45:05 pm PDT #7950 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay. So, there's this guy who goes home with this girl, Sandpaper Sally. Things are going really well, and he's getting lucky. They start to go at it, and it's PAINFUL. Suddenly he knows why she has this nickname. He's humping and pumping but it's totally dry and abrasive. Finally, he gives us and asks if there's anything she can do about the dryness.
She goes into the bathroom and comes out five minutes later. Magic! He's going and going and going, and everything's smooth and wonderful. When they're done, he remarks on the turnaround. "What did you do?" "Oh," she says, "I just picked all the scabs off and let the pus ooze out."
So--there you go. I'm not sure I can call it a treat.
Aims - May 17, 2006 8:46:15 pm PDT #7951 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That? So not a treat.
More like a trick. But still, kinda funny in that really gross sort of way.
Lee - May 17, 2006 8:47:56 pm PDT #7952 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Ewww.
Also, what Aimee said.
beth b - May 17, 2006 8:48:44 pm PDT #7953 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
ewwww
Pix - May 17, 2006 8:53:52 pm PDT #7954 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
WHY DO I READ ITA'S WHITEFONT???
Consuela - May 17, 2006 9:02:38 pm PDT #7955 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
EWwww~! Don't read ita's whitefont! ew ew ew.
Suela, you are a Dunnett fan
Since about 1980 or so. My only real activity was on Dunnetwork, which was The Big List for a long time. I'm still officially a member, but I haven't read or posted in at least a couple of years. If your mother was on Dwork and posted I might know her name, but not if she was on one of the other lists/communities. I wasn't very active on the list, not in comparison to some, so she probably wouldn't know me--also, I posted there under my real name, not Suela.
I'm waiting for Nutty, who is on her way to my house! I hope my directions were good.
t sits and waits patiently