Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 1:21:50 pm PDT #7856 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

medical nomenclature is going to talk about the muscle group

But there are physiological differences wrt to the labia (upper labia? yeah, never mind)--thinner skinned, less (or no) melanin, more sensitive.

They should discriminate, dammit.

And the tech support guy should come back to my desk so I can leave and get chocolate. Sub par chocolate, but at this point I really don't care.


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 1:40:31 pm PDT #7857 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They've totally jacked with the vending machines. No ginger ale, no Kit Kats, no Nestle Crunch (my chocolates of true desperation), and no Knott's Berry Farm Raspberry Shortbread Cookies. They had the apricot, but it's not the same.

What a waste of a delicately brewed Raspberry Ceylon tea.

I found this soap site from fandom_wank, and I'm having some yearnings for the jasmine soap. Big old yearnings.


Burrell - May 17, 2006 1:42:07 pm PDT #7858 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I don't suppose either of you would be happy with the phrase "above the lip line"?

Ah, no, I didn't think so.


bon bon - May 17, 2006 2:03:09 pm PDT #7859 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

NY Court sent me a "juror questionnaire." What possible reason would I have to complete this thing? Because "failure to complete" is "punishable by law"? Which law? Why is this law not cited, hmmm? I guess I should do it anyway, since I'm an "officer of the court." But I do it grudgingly! And I'm not giving you my cell phone number!

Rant over.


P.M. Marc - May 17, 2006 2:06:32 pm PDT #7860 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I found this soap site from fandom_wank, and I'm having some yearnings for the jasmine soap. Big old yearnings.

Whole Foods carries the line.


Jesse - May 17, 2006 2:07:16 pm PDT #7861 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Congrats, jengod!!

I'm so pissed I never got called for jury duty this whole time I've been in school. It would have been perfect! I had plenty of time!


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 2:09:57 pm PDT #7862 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Whole Foods carries the line.

Woe is me. Woe, and woe. Going in there is bad news.


JZ - May 17, 2006 2:10:51 pm PDT #7863 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Whole Foods carries the line.

So does the pharmacy down the block from Zazie. I could pop right over after work. In fact, I think I shall. You never got properly thanked for the Eyes DVDs.


bon bon - May 17, 2006 2:11:11 pm PDT #7864 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm so pissed I never got called for jury duty this whole time I've been in school. It would have been perfect! I had plenty of time!

I would have loved doing it in school. I KNEW registering to vote was a bad idea.


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 2:15:13 pm PDT #7865 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

JZ! That's so nice. Lemme just try to squelch my feelings of having trawled for stuff...