Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.

Willow ,'First Date'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - May 17, 2006 2:11:11 pm PDT #7864 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm so pissed I never got called for jury duty this whole time I've been in school. It would have been perfect! I had plenty of time!

I would have loved doing it in school. I KNEW registering to vote was a bad idea.


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 2:15:13 pm PDT #7865 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

JZ! That's so nice. Lemme just try to squelch my feelings of having trawled for stuff...


Jesse - May 17, 2006 2:18:24 pm PDT #7866 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I KNEW registering to vote was a bad idea.

(a) You haven't even been called yet! (b) There's one automatic deferment available. (c) It's your CIVIC DUTY!! Just like voting!!!


Tom Scola - May 17, 2006 2:23:29 pm PDT #7867 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

After I filled out my questionnaire, I got a summons within a matter of weeks.


billytea - May 17, 2006 2:26:59 pm PDT #7868 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I would have loved doing it in school. I KNEW registering to vote was a bad idea.

I got a summons for jury duty twice while in Philly. Apparently they're not just going by the electoral roll in that part of the country.


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 2:30:54 pm PDT #7869 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Someone is eating popcorn. I cannot find them. It needs to stop.

I want a summons!


Lee - May 17, 2006 2:31:30 pm PDT #7870 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just realized I am in a bad mood.

I hope it goes away soon.


Tom Scola - May 17, 2006 2:31:39 pm PDT #7871 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I'm eating popcorn. Sorry.


Aims - May 17, 2006 2:31:53 pm PDT #7872 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I could have popcorn!


DavidS - May 17, 2006 2:32:19 pm PDT #7873 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe if Tom shared his popcorn with Perkins and kept it far from ita then everybody would be happy.