Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - May 17, 2006 2:10:51 pm PDT #7863 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Whole Foods carries the line.

So does the pharmacy down the block from Zazie. I could pop right over after work. In fact, I think I shall. You never got properly thanked for the Eyes DVDs.


bon bon - May 17, 2006 2:11:11 pm PDT #7864 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm so pissed I never got called for jury duty this whole time I've been in school. It would have been perfect! I had plenty of time!

I would have loved doing it in school. I KNEW registering to vote was a bad idea.


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 2:15:13 pm PDT #7865 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

JZ! That's so nice. Lemme just try to squelch my feelings of having trawled for stuff...


Jesse - May 17, 2006 2:18:24 pm PDT #7866 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I KNEW registering to vote was a bad idea.

(a) You haven't even been called yet! (b) There's one automatic deferment available. (c) It's your CIVIC DUTY!! Just like voting!!!


Tom Scola - May 17, 2006 2:23:29 pm PDT #7867 of 10002
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

After I filled out my questionnaire, I got a summons within a matter of weeks.


billytea - May 17, 2006 2:26:59 pm PDT #7868 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I would have loved doing it in school. I KNEW registering to vote was a bad idea.

I got a summons for jury duty twice while in Philly. Apparently they're not just going by the electoral roll in that part of the country.


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 2:30:54 pm PDT #7869 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Someone is eating popcorn. I cannot find them. It needs to stop.

I want a summons!


Lee - May 17, 2006 2:31:30 pm PDT #7870 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just realized I am in a bad mood.

I hope it goes away soon.


Tom Scola - May 17, 2006 2:31:39 pm PDT #7871 of 10002
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

I'm eating popcorn. Sorry.


Aims - May 17, 2006 2:31:53 pm PDT #7872 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I could have popcorn!