Wait, is today your last last day? If so, just think of it as a gift. You get to hear the screams as people realize they can't come to you for help. If they'd waited till 5, you wouldn't get to witness it!

When exactly is your exit interview?

Sometime this afternoon. Exactly when, I don't know, because the meeting invite is in my e-mail inbox.

Wait, is today your last last day?

Tomorrow is. I have work I could be doing, but until someone fixes things so I can punch in and get paid for that work, I'm not doing anything.

Finally collared a manager. He went off to investigate. They say I should be able to login in about 10 minutes.

Oh gawd this is funny:

OGDEN, Utah - An embarrassed charter school has discovered it booked the wrong Jon Stewart for its annual gala. The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of "The Daily Show" and host of this year's Academy Awards, to appear next week.

It sent out 500 invitations to businesses and planned for 900 people.

But last week, it learned that it had booked Jon A. Stewart, a former motivational speaker, businessman and part-time professional wrestler from Chicago.

School leaders said that earlier in the year they had sent out invitations to a number of celebrities, speakers and authors for the school's annual benefit dinner.

A Stewart had responded, and through months of discussion there was no indication that they had not booked the Stewart they wanted, officials said.

But last week the Standard-Examiner in Ogden called Jon Stewart's publicist in Beverly Hills, and found that the only place Stewart was scheduled to be the night of the gala was on "The Daily Show."

DaVinci leaders were informed of that fact Friday.

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But last week, it learned that it had booked Jon A. Stewart, a former motivational speaker, businessman and part-time professional wrestler from Chicago.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

They should have known... they must have known that it'd cost a shitload of money to book the Jon that they wanted.

Maybe they just thought they'd gotten a great deal when they found out how much the wrestler cost.

AND that they could book him with a cold letter!

My hopes that the Royals can achieve not being the worst team in baseball isn't off to a great start. They are the worst in the AL, but I think there will still be worse teams in he NL east after the Royals lose to Yankees this afternoon. Maybe there is still hope.

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A Stewart had responded, and through months of discussion there was no indication that they had not booked the Stewart they wanted, officials said.

That guy was on the news this morning - says he told them and told them and they kept insisting he was the guy they wanted.

Is Kathy A around? I have a question about the IL State Tax efile thingy.

I'm here, Sumi! Whatcha need to know?