But last week, it learned that it had booked Jon A. Stewart, a former motivational speaker, businessman and part-time professional wrestler from Chicago.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.
'Objects In Space'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 6:07:58 am PDT #785 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2006 6:10:26 am PDT #786 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They should have known... they must have known that it'd cost a shitload of money to book the Jon that they wanted.
Maybe they just thought they'd gotten a great deal when they found out how much the wrestler cost.
Jesse - Apr 13, 2006 6:14:10 am PDT #787 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
AND that they could book him with a cold letter!
Gudanov - Apr 13, 2006 6:27:33 am PDT #788 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
My hopes that the Royals can achieve not being the worst team in baseball isn't off to a great start. They are the worst in the AL, but I think there will still be worse teams in he NL east after the Royals lose to Yankees this afternoon. Maybe there is still hope.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2006 6:28:01 am PDT #789 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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brenda m - Apr 13, 2006 6:42:41 am PDT #790 of 10002
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A Stewart had responded, and through months of discussion there was no indication that they had not booked the Stewart they wanted, officials said.
That guy was on the news this morning - says he told them and told them and they kept insisting he was the guy they wanted.
Kathy A - Apr 13, 2006 7:01:57 am PDT #791 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Is Kathy A around? I have a question about the IL State Tax efile thingy.
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sarameg - Apr 13, 2006 7:18:50 am PDT #792 of 10002
I need to work. I keep distracting myself by watching the big fat bumblebees in the flowers outside my window. They're cute! And bigger than the flowers.
Typo Boy - Apr 13, 2006 7:30:59 am PDT #793 of 10002
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That guy was on the news this morning - says he told them and told them and they kept insisting he was the guy they wanted.
The Daily Show should book him as a guest. Introduce him as the "Wrong Jon Stewart".
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Heh. I like JZs correction of my typo better than mine.
JZ - Apr 13, 2006 7:41:01 am PDT #794 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
The Daily Show would book him as a guest.
Make that "The Daily Show must book him as a guest."