I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Apr 12, 2006 7:24:58 pm PDT #743 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Just heard a great boys-choir version of "Sloop John B" being used for a commercial for Discovery Channel's "Deadliest Catch" (which is an addicting show, BTW). Now I want to find the entire song.


Strega - Apr 12, 2006 7:40:21 pm PDT #744 of 10002

I just got an image of the voice-over guy from Dukes of Hazzard doing 24 instead. Punishment is swift and merciless!

Voice-over guy? That's Waylon Jennings! And that would be FANTASTIC. "'Round about this time, Jack felt like he was running a Waffle House and was fresh out of syrup... because he'd poured the last bottle over a terrorist staked to an anthill."


sumi - Apr 12, 2006 7:57:26 pm PDT #745 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

That would be perfect!

I have to jump on the bandwagon re: TAR's Jonathan & Victoria vs. Lake & Michelle -- Lake is annoying but Jonathan was abusive. There's really no contest for worse couple.

Nora, yes -- TAR is at 8 Eastern from now on. Well, until they decide to change it again, but I hear it's doing better at 8 than it was at 10 so probably from now on.

Top Chef: Man, Tiffani just has it in for Miguel. It's like she's more insulted by his lapses as a chef than she is by Andrea and Dave who really are out of their depth. Meanwhile, Stephen who lost no time in jumping on the bandwagon and selling out Miguel did say that Dave and Andrea were the weakest. I am very glad that LeeAnn won the elimination challenge.

Next week's episode looks like lots of fun, did you catch whether it's going to be teams of three (LeeAnn, Miguel and Harold? Tiffani, Dave and Stephen?) or teams of two (LeeAnn & Miguel; Tiffani & Dave; Harold & Stephen?)


Allyson - Apr 12, 2006 8:48:27 pm PDT #746 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Kristen and I spent a small fortune at the Container Store this afternoon, because I've been losing my shit about storage problems.

They brought out our purchases on a HUUUUGE cart.

Then sort of looked warily at Kristen's VW Bug.

Through some ungodly Tetris skills Kristen has, every last thing fit into the Bug.

It's late, and I'm still not done tossing stuff and organizing the closet.

Tired. Need cool bath. THIRSTY.


DavidS - Apr 12, 2006 9:45:05 pm PDT #747 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Note to file: Kristen has ungodly Tetris skills.

Well, I got my latest haircut (almost two weeks ago) and it came out just about perfect. So ... for David.

Toddson! It is perfection. Now let us all pray that sarameg gets properly coiffed by next week.


Cass - Apr 12, 2006 10:53:35 pm PDT #748 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Nasal decongestant sprays are like unto crack. For lo, they are mighty but also fuck your shit up.

Also? Leaves a nasty back-of-throat taste.


flea - Apr 12, 2006 11:04:10 pm PDT #749 of 10002
information libertarian

In possibly my body is trying to be ita or Ginger or Hil news, I am awake at 4am because my toe hurts too much to sleep. And I don't have any pregnant-lady approved painkillers (i.e. Tylenol) in the house. I stubbed it on my husband's shoe in the dark last night. I hope like hell it isn't broken.


Cass - Apr 12, 2006 11:31:02 pm PDT #750 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I stubbed it on my husband's shoe in the dark last night. I hope like hell it isn't broken.
He can buy more shoes. Worry about your toe instead.

Ice?


Theodosia - Apr 13, 2006 2:50:34 am PDT #751 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

TAR: It should totally have been a non-elim round! Now I don't get to see Lake and Michelle struggling more, which would have been comedy gold!

[edited because evidently I can't remember what is italic font and what is spoiler font.]


amych - Apr 13, 2006 3:55:38 am PDT #752 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Boss just bailed on our 9:00 meeting. VICTORY IS MINE!!