Very much the Magical Negro Drag Queen, with a hearty side helping of Gay People Are So Nice And Funny And Helpful As Long As We Can Pretend They Don't Ever Actually Have Sex.)
See, I'm pretty much fine as long as they're not having sex with me. Because whether male or female, one of us is going to be deeply disappointed.
Fucking fuck. They are fucking jackhammering the road outside my apartment window and it is fucking MIDNIGHT. Jackhammering! Who the fuck jackhammers a residential street at midnight?! For two nights in a row?!
Maybe it's the Mafia on an image improvement drive. You know, replacing "Tonight, you sleep with the fishes" with "Tonight, you sleep with great difficulty."
Why is there stupid spy music on 24?
Fucking fuck. They are fucking jackhammering the road outside my apartment window and it is fucking MIDNIGHT. Jackhammering! Who the fuck jackhammers a residential street at midnight?! For two nights in a row?!
I thought the construction around me sucked.
I think you're into "not a judge in the land" territory there, bon. Got a chainsaw?
Fucking fuck. They are fucking jackhammering the road outside my apartment window and it is fucking MIDNIGHT. Jackhammering! Who the fuck jackhammers a residential street at midnight?! For two nights in a row?!
They spent two nights last week resurfacing my street (well, ripping off the old surface, haven't so much replaced it yet.) It's probably something along those 'not frelling traffic' lines.
Why is there stupid spy music on 24?
Are banjoes involved?
Uh oh. I just got an image of the voice-over guy from
Dukes of Hazzard
doing
24
instead. Punishment is swift and merciless!
Why is there stupid spy music on 24?
I think the composer got bored. They've been sort of edging towards that music all season, and I think this week they just said "Fuck it, we're doing the James Bond twangy thing."
I think the composer got bored. They've been sort of edging towards that music all season, and I think this week they just said "Fuck it, we're doing the James Bond twangy thing."
I hope they've moved into "solely for my personal amusement" territory, also known as "Benny Hill finally gets the recognition he deserves" territory.
I hope they've moved into "solely for my personal amusement" territory, also known as "Benny Hill finally gets the recognition he deserves" territory.
Damn, and they just wrote
Liesha Cuthbert
out again, because she would rock the Benny Hill nurse outfit.
TAR: Yeah, Lake's
an ass, but you (I) never got that "two seconds away from actual violence" vibe from him. And Michelle, unlike Victoria, wasn't all deny-deny-deny - you could see that V. was hurting and trying to hide it, where Michelle was all "whatever, jackass" about the whole thing.