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Allyson - Apr 12, 2006 8:48:27 pm PDT #746 of 10002

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Kristen and I spent a small fortune at the Container Store this afternoon, because I've been losing my shit about storage problems.

They brought out our purchases on a HUUUUGE cart.

Then sort of looked warily at Kristen's VW Bug.

Through some ungodly Tetris skills Kristen has, every last thing fit into the Bug.

It's late, and I'm still not done tossing stuff and organizing the closet.

Tired. Need cool bath. THIRSTY.

DavidS - Apr 12, 2006 9:45:05 pm PDT #747 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Note to file: Kristen has ungodly Tetris skills.

Well, I got my latest haircut (almost two weeks ago) and it came out just about perfect. So ... for David.

Toddson! It is perfection. Now let us all pray that sarameg gets properly coiffed by next week.

Cass - Apr 12, 2006 10:53:35 pm PDT #748 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Nasal decongestant sprays are like unto crack. For lo, they are mighty but also fuck your shit up.

Also? Leaves a nasty back-of-throat taste.

flea - Apr 12, 2006 11:04:10 pm PDT #749 of 10002

information libertarian

In possibly my body is trying to be ita or Ginger or Hil news, I am awake at 4am because my toe hurts too much to sleep. And I don't have any pregnant-lady approved painkillers (i.e. Tylenol) in the house. I stubbed it on my husband's shoe in the dark last night. I hope like hell it isn't broken.

Cass - Apr 12, 2006 11:31:02 pm PDT #750 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I stubbed it on my husband's shoe in the dark last night. I hope like hell it isn't broken.

He can buy more shoes. Worry about your toe instead.

Ice?

Theodosia - Apr 13, 2006 2:50:34 am PDT #751 of 10002

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

TAR: It should totally have been a non-elim round! Now I don't get to see Lake and Michelle struggling more, which would have been comedy gold!

[edited because evidently I can't remember what is italic font and what is spoiler font.]

amych - Apr 13, 2006 3:55:38 am PDT #752 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Boss just bailed on our 9:00 meeting. VICTORY IS MINE!!

Cashmere - Apr 13, 2006 3:57:14 am PDT #753 of 10002

Now tagless for your comfort.

Kristen and I spent a small fortune at the Container Store this afternoon, because I've been losing my shit about storage problems.

Whenever I walk into the Container Store, I hear choirs of angels singing. Well organized angels.

Nora Deirdre - Apr 13, 2006 4:02:35 am PDT #754 of 10002

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

amych, you win at life!

Fred Pete - Apr 13, 2006 4:10:17 am PDT #755 of 10002

Ann, that's a ferret.

amych, today you're the windshield!

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