Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - May 12, 2006 8:40:24 am PDT #6962 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, if they bring it in the next few hours, I may still make the wedding. If they dawdle, I should still be able to make the reception, providing I don't get caught in rush hour traffic. If rush hour is upon me by the time my chair gets here, then I suppose I can blow off the wedding and drive up tomorrow, although I will feel bad because my family already RSVP'd for me.

Assuming, of course, that FedEx actually delivers my frelling chair.


brenda m - May 12, 2006 8:45:44 am PDT #6963 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

In happier news:

An attempt by a Ford shareholder to force the automaker to drop protections for LGBT workers from its human resources regulations was swiftly defeated on Thursday.

Shareholders at the company’s annual meeting in Dearborn voted 95 percent to reject the proposal.


Jesse - May 12, 2006 8:45:53 am PDT #6964 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, shrift. Maybe just leave when you need to?

Jesse, you'd think the police report would suffice. Sheesh.

I have yet to have a police report. I guess I should do that, but how would I figure out which police to talk to? The Brooklyn address they've given? My actual address? My parents'? The stores? It's all very confusing. I did just file a report with the FTC, though, and got one of the credit bureaus to open their own investigations, so it's a start.

None of this, however, is getting my stupid schoolwork done.


sarameg - May 12, 2006 8:48:31 am PDT #6965 of 10002

Call up your local police station or something like that and ask. Lord knows it is common enough that there's probably a straightforward procedure or form they have.


msbelle - May 12, 2006 8:51:22 am PDT #6966 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

FYI - hips don't lie.

I have had productive day fpr not doing much until 11. Big head of everything at work is here and gave motivating talking to us all. Prompted me to have like 800 ideas.

Now I need to mail an ebay thing, pick up my "you are not a criminal" form, and go see a dr. My goal is to be back at work in an hour and a half.


shrift - May 12, 2006 8:54:46 am PDT #6967 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ugh, shrift. Maybe just leave when you need to?

Well, problem is, FedEx is telling me that they only attempt delivery 3 times. Which means if I don't get the chair today, I am going to be screwed in some highly unpleasant way.


Jesse - May 12, 2006 8:55:53 am PDT #6968 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, problem is, FedEx is telling me that they only attempt delivery 3 times. Which means if I don't get the chair today, I am going to be screwed in some highly unpleasant way.

Again I say UGH.

Shakira Shakira!


tommyrot - May 12, 2006 8:57:14 am PDT #6969 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Web radio for dogs: [link]


bon bon - May 12, 2006 9:00:06 am PDT #6970 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have yet to have a police report. I guess I should do that, but how would I figure out which police to talk to?

311?


shrift - May 12, 2006 9:01:49 am PDT #6971 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Apparently I value my very, very expensive Aeron chair more than my aunt's day of wedded bliss. But I was at her first wedding, at least! When I was five.