I have yet to have a police report. I guess I should do that, but how would I figure out which police to talk to?
311?
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - May 12, 2006 9:00:06 am PDT #6970 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
shrift - May 12, 2006 9:01:49 am PDT #6971 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Apparently I value my very, very expensive Aeron chair more than my aunt's day of wedded bliss. But I was at her first wedding, at least! When I was five.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 9:03:14 am PDT #6972 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I found my local precinct! And called the detective bureau! And talked to a very nice man who told me to just come in with all my paperwork and whatnot. The policeman is my friend.
§ ita § - May 12, 2006 9:07:07 am PDT #6973 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hopefully he's cute too.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 9:14:58 am PDT #6974 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fingers crossed. I guess I'll go up there one day next week.
shrift - May 12, 2006 10:03:09 am PDT #6975 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Still no FedEx. Woe.
Jessica - May 12, 2006 10:05:24 am PDT #6976 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A 16-year-old high school student has invented a new way of producing electricity by harnessing the brawny power of bacteria.
Kartik Madiraju, an 11th-grader from Montreal, was able to generate about half the voltage of a normal AA battery with a fifth of an ounce of naturally occurring magnetic bacteria. And the bacteria kept pumping current for 48 hours nonstop.
Sue - May 12, 2006 10:19:06 am PDT #6977 of 10002
hip deep in pie
This is adorkable: [link]
sarameg - May 12, 2006 10:27:46 am PDT #6978 of 10002
OK, I rarely get earwormed too badly. And when I do, it's usually something obscure. TOday is no different.
On the radio UH-oh, on the radio UH-oh
Yes, that's it. Over and over and over.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 10:27:57 am PDT #6979 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh man, that's the sweetest thing I've ever seen. Not sara's earworm.