Well, problem is, FedEx is telling me that they only attempt delivery 3 times. Which means if I don't get the chair today, I am going to be screwed in some highly unpleasant way.
Again I say UGH.
Shakira Shakira!
Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 8:55:53 am PDT #6968 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
tommyrot - May 12, 2006 8:57:14 am PDT #6969 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Web radio for dogs: [link]
bon bon - May 12, 2006 9:00:06 am PDT #6970 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I have yet to have a police report. I guess I should do that, but how would I figure out which police to talk to?
311?
shrift - May 12, 2006 9:01:49 am PDT #6971 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Apparently I value my very, very expensive Aeron chair more than my aunt's day of wedded bliss. But I was at her first wedding, at least! When I was five.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 9:03:14 am PDT #6972 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I found my local precinct! And called the detective bureau! And talked to a very nice man who told me to just come in with all my paperwork and whatnot. The policeman is my friend.
§ ita § - May 12, 2006 9:07:07 am PDT #6973 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hopefully he's cute too.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 9:14:58 am PDT #6974 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fingers crossed. I guess I'll go up there one day next week.
shrift - May 12, 2006 10:03:09 am PDT #6975 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Still no FedEx. Woe.
Jessica - May 12, 2006 10:05:24 am PDT #6976 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A 16-year-old high school student has invented a new way of producing electricity by harnessing the brawny power of bacteria.
Kartik Madiraju, an 11th-grader from Montreal, was able to generate about half the voltage of a normal AA battery with a fifth of an ounce of naturally occurring magnetic bacteria. And the bacteria kept pumping current for 48 hours nonstop.
Sue - May 12, 2006 10:19:06 am PDT #6977 of 10002
hip deep in pie
This is adorkable: [link]