Well, problem is, FedEx is telling me that they only attempt delivery 3 times. Which means if I don't get the chair today, I am going to be screwed in some highly unpleasant way.
Again I say UGH.
Shakira Shakira!
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 8:55:53 am PDT #6968 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
tommyrot - May 12, 2006 8:57:14 am PDT #6969 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Web radio for dogs: [link]
bon bon - May 12, 2006 9:00:06 am PDT #6970 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I have yet to have a police report. I guess I should do that, but how would I figure out which police to talk to?
311?
shrift - May 12, 2006 9:01:49 am PDT #6971 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Apparently I value my very, very expensive Aeron chair more than my aunt's day of wedded bliss. But I was at her first wedding, at least! When I was five.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 9:03:14 am PDT #6972 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I found my local precinct! And called the detective bureau! And talked to a very nice man who told me to just come in with all my paperwork and whatnot. The policeman is my friend.
§ ita § - May 12, 2006 9:07:07 am PDT #6973 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hopefully he's cute too.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 9:14:58 am PDT #6974 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fingers crossed. I guess I'll go up there one day next week.
shrift - May 12, 2006 10:03:09 am PDT #6975 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Still no FedEx. Woe.
Jessica - May 12, 2006 10:05:24 am PDT #6976 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A 16-year-old high school student has invented a new way of producing electricity by harnessing the brawny power of bacteria.
Kartik Madiraju, an 11th-grader from Montreal, was able to generate about half the voltage of a normal AA battery with a fifth of an ounce of naturally occurring magnetic bacteria. And the bacteria kept pumping current for 48 hours nonstop.
Sue - May 12, 2006 10:19:06 am PDT #6977 of 10002
hip deep in pie
This is adorkable: [link]