That's so fucked up. When someone tried to set up phone service with Ameritech using my name and SS some years ago, they called me.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - May 12, 2006 8:17:30 am PDT #6951 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
-t - May 12, 2006 8:21:53 am PDT #6952 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Will they notarize your signing my name? That would rock.
Jesse, this is not how you prevent identity theft.
§ ita § - May 12, 2006 8:25:08 am PDT #6953 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
She's giving her identity to Aimée. It's a whole different vibe.
::dives back into endless project plan::
JZ - May 12, 2006 8:26:49 am PDT #6954 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
When someone tried to set up phone service with Ameritech using my name and SS some years ago, they called me.
Wow. That's awesome. When someone tried to set up phone service with Pac Bell (which became SBC and is now AT&T) using my name and driver's license but a different SS some years ago, they let her. Then, when she ran up a $950 phone bill and didn't pay for 4 months, they cut off my phone.
I'm still boggled that, of all the creditors I've ever had, the only one that never ever attempted to contact me by phone when weird charges or weird lapses in payment happened was the phone company (repeatedly, not just the identity theft bullshit).
Now I get to hate Sprint, too -- I couldn't even get anyone on the phone.
Fuckweasels.
shrift - May 12, 2006 8:27:07 am PDT #6955 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Still no FedEx. Despite the fact that they called me at 7:15 this morning.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 8:28:27 am PDT #6956 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse, this is not how you prevent identity theft.
Crap!
brenda m - May 12, 2006 8:29:53 am PDT #6957 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yeah, they said they checked and saw that I already had phone service with Bell South, so they called to find out if it was really me.
tommyrot - May 12, 2006 8:29:59 am PDT #6958 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Still no FedEx. Despite the fact that they called me at 7:15 this morning.
When I went to lunch, there was a big FedEx truck parked on the street. The driver was sitting inside, eating his lunch.
If I'da known, I would'a pounded on his door and said, "Dammit, shrift is waiting!"
Sue - May 12, 2006 8:31:40 am PDT #6959 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Cable guy report:
So after waiting a couple of hours, I get a knock on my door. But it's not the cable guy it's the new girl who just moved in upstairs. She can't figure out how to use the laundry. So I go to the laundry room to show her how the machines work. The problem isn't that she's too thick to figure out how to use a washing machine, it's that there's no power in the laundry room, which, not so coincidentally, is where our cable hook ups are! And there's a plug coming from the cable box that's plugged into an outlet.
So I'm pretty sure that's why my cable is on the fritz. I cancelled the service call. But I don't want to go back to work. I don't have to, do I? I'll only get about 1.5 hours of vacation back if I go now. It's okay for me to relax the rest of the afternoon, right?
Aims - May 12, 2006 8:33:15 am PDT #6960 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Curses! Foiled again!