Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.

'Underneath'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - May 10, 2006 2:12:50 pm PDT #6604 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Frmr. Gov. Mark Warren of Virginia.

Looks like you're not the only one who thinks that: [link]


Jessica - May 10, 2006 2:13:26 pm PDT #6605 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Frmr. Gov. Mark Warren of Virginia.

He'll have to recover from this picture first.


ChiKat - May 10, 2006 2:14:32 pm PDT #6606 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Ohhh, he looks a little horsey there, doesn't he?


ChiKat - May 10, 2006 2:15:51 pm PDT #6607 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, goodness. At least that one was a drawing. This one's an actual photo: [link]


Jessica - May 10, 2006 2:16:22 pm PDT #6608 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That, and he wasn't actually wearing those colors (bright purple suit, pink tie). The Times photo colorist fucked up the development, and they didn't correct it before it went to print.

[eta:

At least that one was a drawing.

Nope. Just a very, very, very badly processed photo.]


Gudanov - May 10, 2006 2:16:46 pm PDT #6609 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I desperately want Al Gore to be our next president.

Environmental issues would play a lot better now. Plus "Reelect Gore" bumper stickers.


Allyson - May 10, 2006 2:17:11 pm PDT #6610 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Can we draft Anderson Cooper? I just like looking at him.


Jesse - May 10, 2006 2:17:13 pm PDT #6611 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Gawker on the correction: [link]


ChiKat - May 10, 2006 2:17:27 pm PDT #6612 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Nope. Just a very, very, very badly processed photo.]

Really? Ew.


Jessica - May 10, 2006 2:17:56 pm PDT #6613 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Can we draft Anderson Cooper? I just like looking at him.

He can be the Undersecretary of Being Adorable.