Can we draft Anderson Cooper? I just like looking at him.
It's a real burden being right so often.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - May 10, 2006 2:17:11 pm PDT #6610 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jesse - May 10, 2006 2:17:13 pm PDT #6611 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Gawker on the correction: [link]
ChiKat - May 10, 2006 2:17:27 pm PDT #6612 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Nope. Just a very, very, very badly processed photo.]
Really? Ew.
Jessica - May 10, 2006 2:17:56 pm PDT #6613 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Can we draft Anderson Cooper? I just like looking at him.
He can be the Undersecretary of Being Adorable.
Allyson - May 10, 2006 2:20:26 pm PDT #6614 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
He can be the Undersecretary of Being Adorable.
Rawk!
Allyson - May 10, 2006 2:20:44 pm PDT #6615 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Can I be the secretary he's under?
Jessica - May 10, 2006 2:24:33 pm PDT #6616 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Can I be the secretary he's under?
I don't think women are his type...
Sean K - May 10, 2006 2:25:34 pm PDT #6617 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Stephen Colbert!
Jessica - May 10, 2006 2:26:55 pm PDT #6618 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Stephen Colbert!
Who Anderson was totally flirting with when he was on the show!
Allyson - May 10, 2006 2:28:28 pm PDT #6619 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I don't think women are his type...
Even if they were, I don't think he'd nut off on a chubby jackass secretary like me, anyway, so I can just go on with my fantasies.