As a general rule, I think it's best to stay away from religion when in Waco.

Plus the fact that the moon isn't alway out at night.

And sometimes you see it during the day. Bad moon! No biscuit!

Oh! A woman mistook the other short-haired black chick in the room for me this morning. I'm in the dealership waiting room after having rented a car, waiting for them to have it ready.

The rental chick with whom I'd dealt comes back and asks for me by last name. I start to stand up as the other black woman does too. Rental chick looks at her and gestures for her to go get the car. The black woman looks confused for a second and asks her to repeat the last name. Hearing it, she sat back down, and I got up.

Rental chick asked me pissily "Why didn't you answer when I called your name?" "I started to stand up," I said. What do I know? Other people have had my surname in the past and will continue to in the future. Also, I'm not Mrs.

The mistake was funny. The pissiness was...well, she strode quickly to the car, with me limping behind. She paused once to look back at me and then kept charging forward and waited twitchily at the car for me to catch up.

Customer service, yo.

Kalshane! Woo hoo!

t blinks Huh? What? Did I do something.

Can this week be over now please? K thnx bye.

Huh? What? Did I do something.

Thank you! I was wondering if I had missed something. Particularly since this comment came right after the sucking on the sweet and salty balls comment.

As a general rule, I think it's best to stay away from religion when in Waco.

As a general rule, I think it's best to stay away from Waco.

If you read the full list of hate, he mentions listpauser@yahoo.com.

I just fired off an e-mail to that address and received:

Thanks for your email. Please enjoy this not-at-all automated response, and, for a special message just for you, head over to www.listpauser.com.

Best,
Rob

P.S. If you are writing to point out that "Canadian" was on the list twice, please be aware that that is because I hate them double. If you are writing to point out that "Star-Bellied Sneetches" was misspelled, then please be aware that I also hate nit-pickers.

And sometimes you see it during the day. Bad moon! No biscuit!

Well, it's making up the time for when it takes a night out. Besides, that sun isn't always on the job. Eclipses, anyone?

Rental chick asked me pissily "Why didn't you answer when I called your name?" "I started to stand up," I said. What do I know? Other people have had my surname in the past and will continue to in the future. Also, I'm not Mrs.

The mistake was funny. The pissiness was...well, she strode quickly to the car, with me limping behind. She paused once to look back at me and then kept charging forward and waited twitchily at the car for me to catch up.

You forgot the happy ending where you kravved her, she peed herself, and she limped back, pissy in a whole new way.

P.S. If you are writing to point out that "Canadian" was on the list twice, please be aware that that is because I hate them double. If you are writing to point out that "Star-Bellied Sneetches" was misspelled, then please be aware that I also hate nit-pickers.

Love.

I thought that The Da Vinci Code was not terribly original, but I can't believe how pursued Mr. Brown is.

Only days after a British court rejected a lawsuit by two writers who claimed that author Dan Brown had plagiarized their writings in The Da Vinci Code, a Russian art historian is also threatening to take Brown to court. Mikhail Anikin, a Leonardo Da Vinci expert in the Hermitage museum's Western European art department, told the London Times that in 1998 he had shared his controversial ideas about Da Vinci's Mona Lisa painting with visitors from Texas, one of whom asked if he could pass them on to his friend, Brown. Anikin told the Times that he agreed, even giving his theory about the painting a name -- The Da Vinci Code. "When I read the book, I was shocked at its poor quality and because it used my ideas," Anakin told the newspaper. He is demanding an apology from Brown and half the revenue from the book. A film version of the book is due to premiere at the Cannes Film Festival next month.

I was trashing the book in front of a Dan Brown fan yesterday in a desperate attempt to prevent her from interesting someone else in reading it. I'm really not sure why I cared.

The email address for people who drink $1K mint juleps.

Cool-assed (no really) shot glasses.

Tic tac flashlight.

There's a whole site about shoelaces (okay, probably more than one). Look at the effort invested in detailing how to tie them.