They were bars, not balls. But with nuts. And also salty.
Put 'em in your mouth! Suck on 'em!
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Apr 12, 2006 11:42:07 am PDT #629 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
sumi - Apr 12, 2006 11:47:21 am PDT #630 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Kalshane! Woo hoo!
Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 12:09:13 pm PDT #631 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
List of people Rob Corddry is racist against. Including:
Seriously Stop Pausing This
What do you think this is Lost?
4 8 15 16 23 42
PT. Cruiser Owner
Nepalese
Boy Scout Troop 19
Canadian
Hawken School Class of '89
Colombian
From Either Dakota
Stephen Colbert
Toddson - Apr 12, 2006 12:20:10 pm PDT #632 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
You know, after looking briefly at the entire list, wouldn't it have been easier to list the people he does like? Probably consisting of "himself"
Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 12:23:00 pm PDT #633 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Easier, but much less funny.
sarameg - Apr 12, 2006 12:23:47 pm PDT #634 of 10002
Moonie sushi. Weird.
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 12:26:48 pm PDT #635 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sara, I had to check and see if that was an April 1 article. It is very weird.
sarameg - Apr 12, 2006 12:30:11 pm PDT #636 of 10002
It does have that level of surreal, doesn't it? But then again, that sorta sums up the Moonies.
Kathy A - Apr 12, 2006 12:31:05 pm PDT #637 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Bill Nye, the Science Guy, delivered a speech at a Waco community college where he wowed the crowd with lots of fun science facts, including pointing out that the Bible isn't entirely factualy when it comes to science. Well, actually, that part didn't go down well with the entire audience:
The Emmy-winning scientist angered a few audience members when he criticized literal interpretation of the biblical verse Genesis 1:16, which reads: “God made two great lights — the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.”
He pointed out that the sun, the “greater light,” is but one of countless stars and that the “lesser light” is the moon, which really is not a light at all, rather a reflector of light.
A number of audience members left the room at that point, visibly angered by what some perceived as irreverence.
“We believe in a God!” exclaimed one woman as she left the room with three young children.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 12:34:30 pm PDT #638 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
“God made two great lights — the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.”
Plus the fact that the moon isn't alway out at night. So night doesn't get governed that well....