A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 12:49:05 pm PDT #640 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Plus the fact that the moon isn't alway out at night.

And sometimes you see it during the day. Bad moon! No biscuit!

Oh! A woman mistook the other short-haired black chick in the room for me this morning. I'm in the dealership waiting room after having rented a car, waiting for them to have it ready.

The rental chick with whom I'd dealt comes back and asks for me by last name. I start to stand up as the other black woman does too. Rental chick looks at her and gestures for her to go get the car. The black woman looks confused for a second and asks her to repeat the last name. Hearing it, she sat back down, and I got up.

Rental chick asked me pissily "Why didn't you answer when I called your name?" "I started to stand up," I said. What do I know? Other people have had my surname in the past and will continue to in the future. Also, I'm not Mrs.

The mistake was funny. The pissiness was...well, she strode quickly to the car, with me limping behind. She paused once to look back at me and then kept charging forward and waited twitchily at the car for me to catch up.

Customer service, yo.


Kalshane - Apr 12, 2006 12:53:02 pm PDT #641 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Kalshane! Woo hoo!

t blinks Huh? What? Did I do something.


Glamcookie - Apr 12, 2006 12:54:10 pm PDT #642 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Can this week be over now please? K thnx bye.


ChiKat - Apr 12, 2006 12:54:46 pm PDT #643 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Huh? What? Did I do something.

Thank you! I was wondering if I had missed something. Particularly since this comment came right after the sucking on the sweet and salty balls comment.


Hayden - Apr 12, 2006 1:02:51 pm PDT #644 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

As a general rule, I think it's best to stay away from religion when in Waco.

As a general rule, I think it's best to stay away from Waco.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 1:15:08 pm PDT #645 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you read the full list of hate, he mentions listpauser@yahoo.com.

I just fired off an e-mail to that address and received:

Thanks for your email. Please enjoy this not-at-all automated response, and, for a special message just for you, head over to www.listpauser.com.

Best,
Rob

P.S. If you are writing to point out that "Canadian" was on the list twice, please be aware that that is because I hate them double. If you are writing to point out that "Star-Bellied Sneetches" was misspelled, then please be aware that I also hate nit-pickers.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2006 1:18:08 pm PDT #646 of 10002
What is even happening?

And sometimes you see it during the day. Bad moon! No biscuit!

Well, it's making up the time for when it takes a night out. Besides, that sun isn't always on the job. Eclipses, anyone?

Rental chick asked me pissily "Why didn't you answer when I called your name?" "I started to stand up," I said. What do I know? Other people have had my surname in the past and will continue to in the future. Also, I'm not Mrs.

The mistake was funny. The pissiness was...well, she strode quickly to the car, with me limping behind. She paused once to look back at me and then kept charging forward and waited twitchily at the car for me to catch up.

You forgot the happy ending where you kravved her, she peed herself, and she limped back, pissy in a whole new way.


brenda m - Apr 12, 2006 1:19:45 pm PDT #647 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

P.S. If you are writing to point out that "Canadian" was on the list twice, please be aware that that is because I hate them double. If you are writing to point out that "Star-Bellied Sneetches" was misspelled, then please be aware that I also hate nit-pickers.

Love.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 1:41:20 pm PDT #648 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought that The Da Vinci Code was not terribly original, but I can't believe how pursued Mr. Brown is.

Only days after a British court rejected a lawsuit by two writers who claimed that author Dan Brown had plagiarized their writings in The Da Vinci Code, a Russian art historian is also threatening to take Brown to court. Mikhail Anikin, a Leonardo Da Vinci expert in the Hermitage museum's Western European art department, told the London Times that in 1998 he had shared his controversial ideas about Da Vinci's Mona Lisa painting with visitors from Texas, one of whom asked if he could pass them on to his friend, Brown. Anikin told the Times that he agreed, even giving his theory about the painting a name -- The Da Vinci Code. "When I read the book, I was shocked at its poor quality and because it used my ideas," Anakin told the newspaper. He is demanding an apology from Brown and half the revenue from the book. A film version of the book is due to premiere at the Cannes Film Festival next month.

I was trashing the book in front of a Dan Brown fan yesterday in a desperate attempt to prevent her from interesting someone else in reading it. I'm really not sure why I cared.

The email address for people who drink $1K mint juleps.

Cool-assed (no really) shot glasses.

Tic tac flashlight.

There's a whole site about shoelaces (okay, probably more than one). Look at the effort invested in detailing how to tie them.


-t - Apr 12, 2006 1:50:58 pm PDT #649 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I need a ruling. Wearing black shoes with a navy skirt: totally wrong, to be avoided, or perfectly fine?