I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Apr 12, 2006 11:30:02 am PDT #621 of 10002

For Dr. Who fans: [link]


bon bon - Apr 12, 2006 11:32:35 am PDT #622 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Um, I kinda like the one about the big butt other than the one that implies, you know, [many ugly phrases I don't want to write].


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:32:42 am PDT #623 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For Dr. Who fans:

That is fucking AWESOME! Not as much as the song lyrics posted above, but pretty damned close.


shrift - Apr 12, 2006 11:33:54 am PDT #624 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I just had to carefully proofread an e-mail message to make I didn't accidentally write "sweet and salty balls" in the body.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:36:48 am PDT #625 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the one that implies, you know, [many ugly phrases I don't want to write].

To me, it primarily implies that him and his crew are NASTY freaks. I have an unholy love of songs where the singer looks like an idiot. In this one, I'm torn on whether I'm supposed to think the singer's a slut, but I do, and I enjoy.


ChiKat - Apr 12, 2006 11:37:35 am PDT #626 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I just had to carefully proofread an e-mail message to make I didn't accidentally write "sweet and salty balls" in the body.

Do you randomly add this phrase into emails? Or, did that phrase actually fit the context of the email?


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:40:00 am PDT #627 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do you randomly add this phrase into emails?

Maybe she's wary of a rogue clipboard incident. They're wily, those things.


shrift - Apr 12, 2006 11:40:28 am PDT #628 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Or, did that phrase actually fit the context of the email?

They were bars, not balls. But with nuts. And also salty.

I don't always trust my fingers to type what they should instead of what I'm thinking.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2006 11:42:07 am PDT #629 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

They were bars, not balls. But with nuts. And also salty.

Put 'em in your mouth! Suck on 'em!


sumi - Apr 12, 2006 11:47:21 am PDT #630 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Kalshane! Woo hoo!