Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:36:48 am PDT #625 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the one that implies, you know, [many ugly phrases I don't want to write].

To me, it primarily implies that him and his crew are NASTY freaks. I have an unholy love of songs where the singer looks like an idiot. In this one, I'm torn on whether I'm supposed to think the singer's a slut, but I do, and I enjoy.


ChiKat - Apr 12, 2006 11:37:35 am PDT #626 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I just had to carefully proofread an e-mail message to make I didn't accidentally write "sweet and salty balls" in the body.

Do you randomly add this phrase into emails? Or, did that phrase actually fit the context of the email?


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:40:00 am PDT #627 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do you randomly add this phrase into emails?

Maybe she's wary of a rogue clipboard incident. They're wily, those things.


shrift - Apr 12, 2006 11:40:28 am PDT #628 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Or, did that phrase actually fit the context of the email?

They were bars, not balls. But with nuts. And also salty.

I don't always trust my fingers to type what they should instead of what I'm thinking.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2006 11:42:07 am PDT #629 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

They were bars, not balls. But with nuts. And also salty.

Put 'em in your mouth! Suck on 'em!


sumi - Apr 12, 2006 11:47:21 am PDT #630 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Kalshane! Woo hoo!


Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 12:09:13 pm PDT #631 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

List of people Rob Corddry is racist against. Including:

Seriously Stop Pausing This
What do you think this is Lost?
4 8 15 16 23 42
PT. Cruiser Owner
Nepalese
Boy Scout Troop 19
Canadian
Hawken School Class of '89
Colombian
From Either Dakota
Stephen Colbert


Toddson - Apr 12, 2006 12:20:10 pm PDT #632 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

You know, after looking briefly at the entire list, wouldn't it have been easier to list the people he does like? Probably consisting of "himself"


Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 12:23:00 pm PDT #633 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Easier, but much less funny.


sarameg - Apr 12, 2006 12:23:47 pm PDT #634 of 10002

Moonie sushi. Weird.