Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Apr 12, 2006 11:27:08 am PDT #618 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Hayden - Apr 12, 2006 11:27:51 am PDT #619 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
My plan: become a Rastafarian, and every time someone tries to fill a prescription (no matter what it is), tell them they just need some ganja.
I like that one, too. Having to actually show up for work is compensated by the constant ganja use and pimpage.
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:29:17 am PDT #620 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
c) none of the above?
So you and Kalshane believe they're equally awesome? Duly noted. As is Aimée's opinion.
The shrimp fried rice is a little spicy! Cool! But it has kernels of corn, which I find distracting.
sarameg - Apr 12, 2006 11:30:02 am PDT #621 of 10002
For Dr. Who fans: [link]
bon bon - Apr 12, 2006 11:32:35 am PDT #622 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Um, I kinda like the one about the big butt other than the one that implies, you know, [many ugly phrases I don't want to write].
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:32:42 am PDT #623 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
For Dr. Who fans:
That is fucking AWESOME! Not as much as the song lyrics posted above, but pretty damned close.
shrift - Apr 12, 2006 11:33:54 am PDT #624 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I just had to carefully proofread an e-mail message to make I didn't accidentally write "sweet and salty balls" in the body.
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:36:48 am PDT #625 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
the one that implies, you know, [many ugly phrases I don't want to write].
To me, it primarily implies that him and his crew are NASTY freaks. I have an unholy love of songs where the singer looks like an idiot. In this one, I'm torn on whether I'm supposed to think the singer's a slut, but I do, and I enjoy.
ChiKat - Apr 12, 2006 11:37:35 am PDT #626 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I just had to carefully proofread an e-mail message to make I didn't accidentally write "sweet and salty balls" in the body.
Do you randomly add this phrase into emails? Or, did that phrase actually fit the context of the email?
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:40:00 am PDT #627 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Do you randomly add this phrase into emails?
Maybe she's wary of a rogue clipboard incident. They're wily, those things.