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aurelia - May 09, 2006 3:56:23 am PDT #6176 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I just met a couple of Chicago's finest. They were quite pleasant and kinda cute. Too bad I was unshowered and still in my jammies.

Is there a real Point Mugu?

The internets think so.


Ailleann - May 09, 2006 3:56:43 am PDT #6177 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Trudy, I don't think anyone answered your question about PB: As far as I could tell, he got him to cooperate by pulling a weapon. I think Pope didn't fight back because he doesn't think Michael's a bad person. That and he doesn't need to be a hero.

My fave part of PB? The guard who said "I'm not a hero for $14 an hour." Very honest sentiment.


Lee - May 09, 2006 3:59:24 am PDT #6178 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Aurelia, why did you meet the nice policemen?


Laura - May 09, 2006 4:00:19 am PDT #6179 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

I'm sure the policemen thought Aurelia was mighty cute and pleasant in her jammies.


aurelia - May 09, 2006 4:00:36 am PDT #6180 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I called them because my upstairs neighbors woke me with their fighting and the wife was screaming.


§ ita § - May 09, 2006 4:05:46 am PDT #6181 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nicer jammies for occasions just like this, then, aurelia. I hope the situation was resolved smoothly.

Wow. Trying to remember Worzel Gummidge totally sprains the brain. Without googling, Catweazel was brought forward in time, somehow. Why do I think that Worzel was a scarecrow?


tommyrot - May 09, 2006 4:08:09 am PDT #6182 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

this is a link for someone that is sleeping ( i would guess)

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After this picture , does he still think they are cute?

Awww.... poor sad widdle kitty-boo just needs to be cuddled....


tommyrot - May 09, 2006 4:16:10 am PDT #6183 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Man wearing suit of babies: [link]


Ginger - May 09, 2006 4:19:08 am PDT #6184 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In the wonderful world of WTF, Atlanta suburbs division:

Student suspended for singing 'threatening' song

A Gwinnett County high school student has been suspended after a teacher accused her of singing a threatening song in class.

Beth Ann Cox, 16, admits singing the song, which is a morbid spoof of "On top of Ol' Smokey," but she denies any wrongdoing.

The lyrics that alarmed the teacher were: "On Top of Ol' Smokey, all covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug."

The junior at Peachtree Ridge High School said she learned the song in grade school and sang it to another student in her German class. The teacher apparently overheard the ditty, felt threatened and reported the girl to school administrators.

That was one of the songs we sang on the bus on grade school field trips. "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is more threatening.


aurelia - May 09, 2006 4:22:44 am PDT #6185 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I was informed that I did the right thing in calling and the woman was fine. Maybe this will serve as a reminder that they have neighbors who can hear them. I was wearing my newest jammies.