I'm sure the policemen thought Aurelia was mighty cute and pleasant in her jammies.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - May 09, 2006 4:00:19 am PDT #6179 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
aurelia - May 09, 2006 4:00:36 am PDT #6180 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I called them because my upstairs neighbors woke me with their fighting and the wife was screaming.
§ ita § - May 09, 2006 4:05:46 am PDT #6181 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nicer jammies for occasions just like this, then, aurelia. I hope the situation was resolved smoothly.
Wow. Trying to remember Worzel Gummidge totally sprains the brain. Without googling, Catweazel was brought forward in time, somehow. Why do I think that Worzel was a scarecrow?
tommyrot - May 09, 2006 4:08:09 am PDT #6182 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
this is a link for someone that is sleeping ( i would guess)
![[link]](http://sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/05/08/beauty1.jpg){kind=link}
After this picture , does he still think they are cute?
Awww.... poor sad widdle kitty-boo just needs to be cuddled....
tommyrot - May 09, 2006 4:16:10 am PDT #6183 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Man wearing suit of babies: [link]
Ginger - May 09, 2006 4:19:08 am PDT #6184 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
In the wonderful world of WTF, Atlanta suburbs division:
Student suspended for singing 'threatening' song
A Gwinnett County high school student has been suspended after a teacher accused her of singing a threatening song in class.
Beth Ann Cox, 16, admits singing the song, which is a morbid spoof of "On top of Ol' Smokey," but she denies any wrongdoing.
The lyrics that alarmed the teacher were: "On Top of Ol' Smokey, all covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug."
The junior at Peachtree Ridge High School said she learned the song in grade school and sang it to another student in her German class. The teacher apparently overheard the ditty, felt threatened and reported the girl to school administrators.
That was one of the songs we sang on the bus on grade school field trips. "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is more threatening.
aurelia - May 09, 2006 4:22:44 am PDT #6185 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I was informed that I did the right thing in calling and the woman was fine. Maybe this will serve as a reminder that they have neighbors who can hear them. I was wearing my newest jammies.
§ ita § - May 09, 2006 4:25:34 am PDT #6186 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is more threatening.
I don't remember blood or weapons in it. I might have been doing my childhood wrong.
I was wearing my newest jammies.
Then you were just fine...you didn't happen to get any digits, did you?
aurelia - May 09, 2006 4:26:58 am PDT #6187 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
No digits, but they know where I live.
Jesse - May 09, 2006 4:27:21 am PDT #6188 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Good for you for calling, aurelia. But ugh.
A different sort of ugh for msbelle.
Jesse, was there no breeze? THe breeze would drive me nuts.
No breeze. That might have been a clue before I actually got anywhere, but no.
Job interview today. I'm trying to figure out when and what to eat, since it's from 1-5, and it will take me an hour to get there. Do I eat lunch before I leave? Do I eat lunch close to the place and risk getting food on myself? Either way, I'm afraid I'm going to be dying of starvation by the end.