Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.

'Destiny'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 11:17:42 am PDT #614 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Five-hundred million year old worm shit

Geologists have discovered fossilized worm crap that's 500 million years old. Lund University scientists Mats Eriksson and Fredrik Terfelt uncovered the tiny piles of shit in a rock face near Malmo in southern Sweden. From the Associated Press:

Eriksson told the newspaper they examined the level of phosphorus of the samples and that "we realized pretty soon that it could not be anything other than coprolites, in other words fossilized dung..."

...They are working on an article about the find that will be published in an international magazine shortly.

"It is inevitable to joke about this, so we gave it the title 'Anomalous faces and ancient feces,'" Eriksson said.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:22:21 am PDT #615 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cool news, Rio and Kate P! My, all the things that can happen during a girl's anti-migraine nap lunch break!

I'm having shrimp fried rice, fries, and later a muffin.

Question about Poison by BBD: Which line is more awesome:

Me and the crew used to do her

or

Never trust a big butt and a smile


Lee - Apr 12, 2006 11:24:49 am PDT #616 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Which line is more awesome:

c) none of the above?


Kalshane - Apr 12, 2006 11:25:37 am PDT #617 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

t sits in Perkins' corner


Aims - Apr 12, 2006 11:27:08 am PDT #618 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.


Hayden - Apr 12, 2006 11:27:51 am PDT #619 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

My plan: become a Rastafarian, and every time someone tries to fill a prescription (no matter what it is), tell them they just need some ganja.

I like that one, too. Having to actually show up for work is compensated by the constant ganja use and pimpage.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:29:17 am PDT #620 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

c) none of the above?

So you and Kalshane believe they're equally awesome? Duly noted. As is Aimée's opinion.

The shrimp fried rice is a little spicy! Cool! But it has kernels of corn, which I find distracting.


sarameg - Apr 12, 2006 11:30:02 am PDT #621 of 10002

For Dr. Who fans: [link]


bon bon - Apr 12, 2006 11:32:35 am PDT #622 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Um, I kinda like the one about the big butt other than the one that implies, you know, [many ugly phrases I don't want to write].


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:32:42 am PDT #623 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For Dr. Who fans:

That is fucking AWESOME! Not as much as the song lyrics posted above, but pretty damned close.