Yay, Kate P!!! That sounds awesome!!
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Apr 12, 2006 10:58:28 am PDT #606 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 11:00:44 am PDT #607 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My cat runs and hides the second I get the carrier out. But my apartment is small so there's not many places he can hide.
The little bastard's fast when he wants to be....
Allyson - Apr 12, 2006 11:03:25 am PDT #608 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I keep a cozy blanket in Ruby's carrier, burried in the closet. It's her hiding spot. So if I want her to get in the carrier, I just pick up the claw clippers and in she goes.
Lee - Apr 12, 2006 11:06:07 am PDT #609 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Ozzie will go in the carrier of his own accord if I leave it out. Unfortunately, he also pees the minute he realizes it's actually going somewhere, but getting him into it isn't a struggle.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 11:06:25 am PDT #610 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So if I want her to get in the carrier, I just pick up the claw clippers and in she goes.
Ooh, that's evil.
My cat hates to go in the carrier and resists some, but when the vet is done examining him and I open the carrier door, he immediatly gets inside on his own. Like he knows that he has to ride in the carrier before he can go back home.
sarameg - Apr 12, 2006 11:12:56 am PDT #611 of 10002
Devi has taken to napping in the soft carrier. I also have a hard one buried in the back of the closet that Mister Kitty climbs over a tool box and rolls of tp to go hang out in. I lost him so many times before I found that hiding spot.
Trudy Booth - Apr 12, 2006 11:13:17 am PDT #612 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
WELCOME TO NEW YORK, NEIGHBOR BOT
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-t - Apr 12, 2006 11:15:09 am PDT #613 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
ita, GG's dependence on people not telling each other what they need to this season is annoying me. To the extent that I can't help but believe that they didn't rely on that device so much in past seasons. But maybe I am just getting crankier and my memory is bad.
Congrats, Kate P.!
I have yet to buy matzoh or prepare for Passover in any other way. Not Sedering until tomorrow, though. So the procrastination is at least consistent.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 11:17:42 am PDT #614 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Five-hundred million year old worm shit
Geologists have discovered fossilized worm crap that's 500 million years old. Lund University scientists Mats Eriksson and Fredrik Terfelt uncovered the tiny piles of shit in a rock face near Malmo in southern Sweden. From the Associated Press:
Eriksson told the newspaper they examined the level of phosphorus of the samples and that "we realized pretty soon that it could not be anything other than coprolites, in other words fossilized dung..."
...They are working on an article about the find that will be published in an international magazine shortly.
"It is inevitable to joke about this, so we gave it the title 'Anomalous faces and ancient feces,'" Eriksson said.
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 11:22:21 am PDT #615 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cool news, Rio and Kate P! My, all the things that can happen during a girl's anti-migraine nap lunch break!
I'm having shrimp fried rice, fries, and later a muffin.
Question about Poison by BBD: Which line is more awesome:
Me and the crew used to do her
or
Never trust a big butt and a smile