Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2006 10:52:03 am PDT #601 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I've wondered all my adult life how to get paid for doing nothing, but I think I have a plan.

1) Convert to Christian Science.

2) Become a pharmacist.

I wonder if one could convert to FSM-ism and then claim that they could only fill prescriptions while dressed as a pirate....

My plan: become a Rastafarian, and every time someone tries to fill a prescription (no matter what it is), tell them they just need some ganja.


erikaj - Apr 12, 2006 10:52:31 am PDT #602 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Corwood's gonna be House, the Pharmacist. bwah!


Aims - Apr 12, 2006 10:52:39 am PDT #603 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And vitamins. Don't forget the vitamins.


Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 10:53:30 am PDT #604 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I had delicious Blockhead tacos for lunch, but they were not free. Le sigh.

The only company I've ever worked at w/ stock options was Starbucks, but I didn't work there long enough for them to fully vest (it takes a looooooong time for part-timers), so I lost them when I quit.


Theodosia - Apr 12, 2006 10:54:35 am PDT #605 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I thought it wasn't worthy of posting in Beep Me, but if someone could send me some catch-cat-ma in about 45 minutes, that would be super. Saturday, when I tried getting Chumley to the vet, the little guy managed to burst open the door of his carrier, and I couldn't get him corralled again until well after the appointment was to begin.

However, today he'll greet me at the door, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, eager for me to feeeeeeeeeed him. Little does he suspect....


ChiKat - Apr 12, 2006 10:58:28 am PDT #606 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Kate P!!! That sounds awesome!!


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 11:00:44 am PDT #607 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My cat runs and hides the second I get the carrier out. But my apartment is small so there's not many places he can hide.

The little bastard's fast when he wants to be....


Allyson - Apr 12, 2006 11:03:25 am PDT #608 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I keep a cozy blanket in Ruby's carrier, burried in the closet. It's her hiding spot. So if I want her to get in the carrier, I just pick up the claw clippers and in she goes.


Lee - Apr 12, 2006 11:06:07 am PDT #609 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ozzie will go in the carrier of his own accord if I leave it out. Unfortunately, he also pees the minute he realizes it's actually going somewhere, but getting him into it isn't a struggle.


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 11:06:25 am PDT #610 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So if I want her to get in the carrier, I just pick up the claw clippers and in she goes.

Ooh, that's evil.

My cat hates to go in the carrier and resists some, but when the vet is done examining him and I open the carrier door, he immediatly gets inside on his own. Like he knows that he has to ride in the carrier before he can go back home.