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Sean K - May 05, 2006 7:35:02 am PDT #5547 of 10002

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

From the No Pants Day link:

Did you know that in Britain "pants" means underwear? Shouldn't it be No Trousers Day instead?

Hmmm.. this holiday could be extremely interesting in Britain, then. But seriously, No Pants Day just sounds catchier, doesn't it? And besides, this gives British people something to mention when you bring up the holiday around them. They laugh and say, "In Britain, 'pants' means...." etc, etc, and they feel good for being the center of attention. So bully for them!

Frankenbuddha - May 05, 2006 7:38:14 am PDT #5548 of 10002

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Did you know that in Britain "pants" means underwear? Shouldn't it be No Trousers Day instead?

No, it should just also be "Commando Day".

Pants! Pants! Sing the praises of pants!

t /mst3k

Aims - May 05, 2006 7:38:42 am PDT #5549 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Hi. I'm Al Gore. And I invented pants."

"I'm Bill Clinton. And I remove pants."

JZ - May 05, 2006 7:45:41 am PDT #5550 of 10002

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

May I tag you, JZ?

If you can prune it down to meet the tagline character limit, tag away!

sarameg - May 05, 2006 7:46:08 am PDT #5551 of 10002

I spoke too soon! The angry cardinal has arrived!

tommyrot - May 05, 2006 7:49:13 am PDT #5552 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I spoke too soon! The angry cardinal has arrived!

We need AngryCardinalCam!

Or, the angry cardinal should have its own blog....

Theodosia - May 05, 2006 7:56:50 am PDT #5553 of 10002

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Did you know that when cardinals aren't angry, they don't have crests? Several months of birdfeeder-watching has taught me this, inbetween bouts of laughing myself silly over Chumley's bonking his head on the glass.

Kathy A - May 05, 2006 8:00:06 am PDT #5554 of 10002

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

A great column on the Raging Grannies antiwar movement.

Nutty - May 05, 2006 8:00:47 am PDT #5555 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

George Will is actually a pretty witty guy. He usually reserves it for talking about sports,

Really? I wish he'd used some wit in Men at Work, because as baseball books go, hello to the soporific. Also, unfortunately, one of his men at work is Tony La Russa, and there's only so much blowharding I can take.

Also, George Will wears bowties. That says to me that his idea of with and mine are not the same. Also possibly that Tucker Carlson is his groupie, but we knew that.

tommyrot - May 05, 2006 8:09:05 am PDT #5556 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, George Will wears bowties. That says to me that his idea of with and mine are not the same. Also possibly that Tucker Carlson is his groupie, but we knew that.

::starts working script of horror movie featuring zombie George Will, zombie Tucker Carlson and Zombie Orville Redenbacher::

::and maybe zombie Thomas Edison::

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