I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2006 9:31:03 am PDT #4967 of 10002
What is even happening?

Scientology actively recruits celebrities (and treats them VERY differently than the average-joe members) because having celebrities say you're not a cult is good PR.

It's like the Democratic Party, only organized.


Jessica - May 02, 2006 9:32:00 am PDT #4968 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's like the Democratic Party, only organized.

Now all we need is a charismatic leader...


Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2006 9:32:41 am PDT #4969 of 10002
What is even happening?

Jess, wake up, sweetie. It's the middle of the afternoon. Jess. JESS!


Jessica - May 02, 2006 9:34:31 am PDT #4970 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Or a leader of any kind, really. We're not picky!


Lee - May 02, 2006 9:39:34 am PDT #4971 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Go in October instead!

I could do both...


tommyrot - May 02, 2006 9:40:23 am PDT #4972 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am soooooo tired... all I want is a nice comfy bed. But there are none here.

But I am tempted to fill a large cardboard box with styrofoam peanuts and take a nap in that....


Sean K - May 02, 2006 9:47:59 am PDT #4973 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Coffee makes people more receptive to argument, a new study shows:

Must be why the Arabic philosophers who first started drinking coffee liked it so much. They would drink the beverage, which they thought gave them magic powers, and stay up all night talking of matters theological and philisophical.


Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2006 10:08:28 am PDT #4974 of 10002
What is even happening?

Must be why the Arabic philosophers who first started drinking coffee liked it so much. They would drink the beverage, which they thought gave them magic powers, and stay up all night talking of matters theological and philisophical.
Um. Like it doesn't bestow magical powers? Acaffeinism, Sean? Acaffeinism?


Jessica - May 02, 2006 10:10:20 am PDT #4975 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Functionality counts as a magical power, right?


tommyrot - May 02, 2006 10:12:31 am PDT #4976 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Functionality counts as a magical power, right?

Yeah. Also, not killing people.