Functionality counts as a magical power, right?
Yeah. Also, not killing people.
My love for me now / Ain't hard to explain / The Hero of Canton / The man they call...ME.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 02, 2006 10:12:31 am PDT #4976 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sean K - May 02, 2006 10:23:49 am PDT #4977 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Acaffeinism, Sean? Acaffeinism?
I do not disbelieve that caffeine confers magic powers, I'm just saying we can't ever know the truth one way or the other....
Jessica - May 02, 2006 10:24:54 am PDT #4978 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm just saying we can't ever know the truth one way or the other....
Dude, come to the F2F and try to talk to me first thing in the morning. That'll be your proof.
Frankenbuddha - May 02, 2006 10:29:59 am PDT #4979 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Dude, come to the F2F and try to talk to me first thing in the morning. That'll be your proof.
We've secretly switched Jess' coffee with pixie dust. Let's see if she notices.
TomW - May 02, 2006 10:32:57 am PDT #4980 of 10002
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
Well, Mocha's law does state that: "Any sufficiently strong coffee is indistinguishable from magic".
Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2006 10:35:10 am PDT #4981 of 10002
What is even happening?
Tom is a true believer.
Sean may not be going to hell, but without caffeine, how could he tell?
Gudanov - May 02, 2006 10:37:23 am PDT #4982 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
We've secretly switched Jess' coffee with pixie dust.
No, no, we need to boycott pixie dust. Everybody knows that it is made by catching, plucking the wings off of, freeze-drying, and grinding up pixies. All this intensive labor is performed by exploiting non-unionized elf labor. Not to mention the environmental consequence of dumping all of those toxic pixie wings.
tommyrot - May 02, 2006 10:38:40 am PDT #4983 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No, no, we need to boycott pixie dust. Everybody knows that it is made by catching, plucking the wings off of, freeze-drying, and grinding up pixies. All this intensive labor is performed by exploiting non-unionized elf labor. Not to mention the environmental consequence of dumping all of those toxic pixie wings.
If only we had listened when the talking psychic parrots tried to warn us....
Frankenbuddha - May 02, 2006 10:40:52 am PDT #4984 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
If only we had listened when the talking psychic parrots tried to warn us....
Or we should have called the psychic parrot hotline.
sarameg - May 02, 2006 10:42:29 am PDT #4985 of 10002
I am losing my mind.
So this morning I freaked because when I pinched Mister Kitty's skin, it didn't snap back and was worse non-snappy than it was the day before. I've seen him drink only twice since saturday, he's still barely eating (I now have so many different varieties of stinky food that he won't eat it isn't funny) so I took him back in. Classic dehydration symptoms.
His bloodwork is perfectly normal. Vet will call later to talk to me. Tech didn't know right off (she didn't have his chart) whether they fluided him or not.
I'm just...torn between thinking I COMPLETELY FUCKING OVERREACTED and great, mystery illness, wasting away, etc.
I should never ever ever have children.