Functionality counts as a magical power, right?
Yeah. Also, not killing people.
Tara ,'Get It Done'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Functionality counts as a magical power, right?
Yeah. Also, not killing people.
Acaffeinism, Sean? Acaffeinism?
I do not disbelieve that caffeine confers magic powers, I'm just saying we can't ever know the truth one way or the other....
I'm just saying we can't ever know the truth one way or the other....
Dude, come to the F2F and try to talk to me first thing in the morning. That'll be your proof.
Dude, come to the F2F and try to talk to me first thing in the morning. That'll be your proof.
We've secretly switched Jess' coffee with pixie dust. Let's see if she notices.
Well, Mocha's law does state that: "Any sufficiently strong coffee is indistinguishable from magic".
Tom is a true believer.
Sean may not be going to hell, but without caffeine, how could he tell?
We've secretly switched Jess' coffee with pixie dust.
No, no, we need to boycott pixie dust. Everybody knows that it is made by catching, plucking the wings off of, freeze-drying, and grinding up pixies. All this intensive labor is performed by exploiting non-unionized elf labor. Not to mention the environmental consequence of dumping all of those toxic pixie wings.
No, no, we need to boycott pixie dust. Everybody knows that it is made by catching, plucking the wings off of, freeze-drying, and grinding up pixies. All this intensive labor is performed by exploiting non-unionized elf labor. Not to mention the environmental consequence of dumping all of those toxic pixie wings.
If only we had listened when the talking psychic parrots tried to warn us....
If only we had listened when the talking psychic parrots tried to warn us....
Or we should have called the psychic parrot hotline.
I am losing my mind.
So this morning I freaked because when I pinched Mister Kitty's skin, it didn't snap back and was worse non-snappy than it was the day before. I've seen him drink only twice since saturday, he's still barely eating (I now have so many different varieties of stinky food that he won't eat it isn't funny) so I took him back in. Classic dehydration symptoms.
His bloodwork is perfectly normal. Vet will call later to talk to me. Tech didn't know right off (she didn't have his chart) whether they fluided him or not.
I'm just...torn between thinking I COMPLETELY FUCKING OVERREACTED and great, mystery illness, wasting away, etc.
I should never ever ever have children.