Coffee makes people more receptive to argument, a new study shows:
Must be why the Arabic philosophers who first started drinking coffee liked it so much. They would drink the beverage, which they thought gave them magic powers, and stay up all night talking of matters theological and philisophical.
Must be why the Arabic philosophers who first started drinking coffee liked it so much. They would drink the beverage, which they thought gave them magic powers, and stay up all night talking of matters theological and philisophical.
Um. Like it doesn't bestow magical powers? Acaffeinism, Sean? Acaffeinism?
Functionality counts as a magical power, right?
Functionality counts as a magical power, right?
Yeah. Also, not killing people.
Acaffeinism, Sean? Acaffeinism?
I do not disbelieve that caffeine confers magic powers, I'm just saying we can't ever
know
the truth one way or the other....
I'm just saying we can't ever know the truth one way or the other....
Dude, come to the F2F and try to talk to me first thing in the morning. That'll be your proof.
Dude, come to the F2F and try to talk to me first thing in the morning. That'll be your proof.
We've secretly switched Jess' coffee with pixie dust. Let's see if she notices.
Well, Mocha's law does state that: "Any sufficiently strong coffee is indistinguishable from magic".
Tom is a true believer.
Sean may not be going to hell, but without caffeine, how could he tell?
We've secretly switched Jess' coffee with pixie dust.
No, no, we need to boycott pixie dust. Everybody knows that it is made by catching, plucking the wings off of, freeze-drying, and grinding up pixies. All this intensive labor is performed by exploiting non-unionized elf labor. Not to mention the environmental consequence of dumping all of those toxic pixie wings.