Faith: A kid. Angel's got a kid. Wesley: Connor. Faith: A teenage kid born last year. Wesley: I told you, he grew up in a hell dimension. Faith: Right. And what, Cordelia spent her last summer as… Wesley: A divine being. Faith: Uh-huh. Can I just ask--What the hell are you people doing?

'Why We Fight'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Apr 30, 2006 6:30:07 pm PDT #4622 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Billie Holiday? Angela Bassett?

I will look. Yay! A non-mandatory project.


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2006 6:30:16 pm PDT #4623 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"I understand that among some gay males who have anal intercourse, it is not uncommon to attempt to retain the semen for extended periods of time," he adds. "Suggesting, of course, that there may be psychological effects."

Um... ew?

I mean, I just wonder what one has to do to hold semen in one's butt for extended periods of time. Lay on one's stomach? Or would clenching work?

"Sorry John - I'd love to help you move, but I'm trying to keep Bob's semen in my ass as long as I can - you know how it is...."


Trudy Booth - Apr 30, 2006 6:34:22 pm PDT #4624 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I just ate a banana. What do I want next?

Semen, from the sounds of it.


Aims - Apr 30, 2006 6:34:42 pm PDT #4625 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Semen is an anti-depressant.

Well, now we know why men who like men are called gay.


Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 6:35:29 pm PDT #4626 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of semen."

Gee, you think?

Re GA: I'm wondering about the actor who plays Alex, whose name I'm now blanking on and if the fact that he has five kids was any inspiration for the plotline. Edit: Got it! Justin Chambers.


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 6:39:03 pm PDT #4627 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think one should go to a sperm bank, and stock up for one's Oozinator. Then one would be happy.


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2006 6:43:06 pm PDT #4628 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think one should go to a sperm bank, and stock up for one's Oozinator. Then one would be happy.

Yes. One should.

Or maybe instead of an Oozinator, one could make some special paintball ammo....


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 6:51:31 pm PDT #4629 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or maybe instead of an Oozinator, one could make some special paintball ammo....

Hurt/comfort sort of a thing?

Has anyone seen the trailer for the Aniston/Vaughn movie? There's a bit in it where she gets totally shaved in her nethers, and then walks around naked in her apartment to torment her ex. Is that like the schoolgirl thing? Cliché man-kryptonite?


Allyson - Apr 30, 2006 6:52:02 pm PDT #4630 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Well then. Semen is a lot more cost effective than my wellbutrin/celexa combo to keep me from jumping off a bridge, yeah?

Too bad I'm NGA.


Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 6:53:05 pm PDT #4631 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh god, I saw that trailer and... had TMI about that bit. But yeah, I think so.