I think one should go to a sperm bank, and stock up for one's Oozinator. Then one would be happy.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 6:39:03 pm PDT #4627 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Apr 30, 2006 6:43:06 pm PDT #4628 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think one should go to a sperm bank, and stock up for one's Oozinator. Then one would be happy.
Yes. One should.
Or maybe instead of an Oozinator, one could make some special paintball ammo....
§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 6:51:31 pm PDT #4629 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Or maybe instead of an Oozinator, one could make some special paintball ammo....
Hurt/comfort sort of a thing?
Has anyone seen the trailer for the Aniston/Vaughn movie? There's a bit in it where she gets totally shaved in her nethers, and then walks around naked in her apartment to torment her ex. Is that like the schoolgirl thing? Cliché man-kryptonite?
Allyson - Apr 30, 2006 6:52:02 pm PDT #4630 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Well then. Semen is a lot more cost effective than my wellbutrin/celexa combo to keep me from jumping off a bridge, yeah?
Too bad I'm NGA.
Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 6:53:05 pm PDT #4631 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh god, I saw that trailer and... had TMI about that bit. But yeah, I think so.
Spidra Webster - Apr 30, 2006 6:54:01 pm PDT #4632 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Allyson, can I ask you questions about that particular combo? I'm on celexa right now.
§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 6:55:21 pm PDT #4633 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Semen is a lot more cost effective than my wellbutrin/celexa combo to keep me from jumping off a bridge, yeah?
I wonder if it'd work on migraines. Someone, do a study, stat!
I saw that trailer and... had TMI about that bit.
It was weird. She's still Rachel from Friends for me, and I just didn't want to know.
Sheena Easton just got killed. On Miami Vice, I mean. Dying in Crockett's arms.
I should get another cupcake.
Allyson - Apr 30, 2006 6:56:56 pm PDT #4634 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sure. I'm not sure how helpful I can be. I don't think they do much of anything besides keep my head above water and make it difficult for me to write and draw and stuff. And they do nothing for my rage.
Why do I take this shit, again?
Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 6:58:30 pm PDT #4635 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, PS -- I think the Brazilian thing is the same as the schoolgirl thing, really.
§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 7:03:33 pm PDT #4636 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think the Brazilian thing is the same as the schoolgirl thing, really.
Somehow, when you get to the genitalia, it becomes exponentially ickier.
I should get some rage.