I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.

Giles ,'Beneath You'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 6:19:15 pm PDT #4619 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Semen is an anti-depressant.

The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed.

Emphasis mine, as is the comment: You think?


quester - Apr 30, 2006 6:19:41 pm PDT #4620 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

GA: In the past Alex's dickishness has been in the service of truth. This, this was just assholery of the first degree!


Cass - Apr 30, 2006 6:27:00 pm PDT #4621 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed.
Well, I would be more chipper if I were having loads of fantastic sex. But I'm still rolling my eyes at the study.

I just ate a banana. What do I want next?


Lee - Apr 30, 2006 6:30:07 pm PDT #4622 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Billie Holiday? Angela Bassett?

I will look. Yay! A non-mandatory project.


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2006 6:30:16 pm PDT #4623 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"I understand that among some gay males who have anal intercourse, it is not uncommon to attempt to retain the semen for extended periods of time," he adds. "Suggesting, of course, that there may be psychological effects."

Um... ew?

I mean, I just wonder what one has to do to hold semen in one's butt for extended periods of time. Lay on one's stomach? Or would clenching work?

"Sorry John - I'd love to help you move, but I'm trying to keep Bob's semen in my ass as long as I can - you know how it is...."


Trudy Booth - Apr 30, 2006 6:34:22 pm PDT #4624 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I just ate a banana. What do I want next?

Semen, from the sounds of it.


Aims - Apr 30, 2006 6:34:42 pm PDT #4625 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Semen is an anti-depressant.

Well, now we know why men who like men are called gay.


Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 6:35:29 pm PDT #4626 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of semen."

Gee, you think?

Re GA: I'm wondering about the actor who plays Alex, whose name I'm now blanking on and if the fact that he has five kids was any inspiration for the plotline. Edit: Got it! Justin Chambers.


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 6:39:03 pm PDT #4627 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think one should go to a sperm bank, and stock up for one's Oozinator. Then one would be happy.


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2006 6:43:06 pm PDT #4628 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think one should go to a sperm bank, and stock up for one's Oozinator. Then one would be happy.

Yes. One should.

Or maybe instead of an Oozinator, one could make some special paintball ammo....