Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 3:34:47 pm PDT #4567 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Am I not making enough major decisions right now? Stupid adulthood.

That definitely sucks ass. Moving all by itself is one of those Big Life Stress things. New job, ditto. Both together? And THEN you have to all the other shit, TOO? Oy vey.


shrift - Apr 30, 2006 3:35:40 pm PDT #4568 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Am I insane for liking this bed frame?


Cass - Apr 30, 2006 3:55:46 pm PDT #4569 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Don't know, shrift, I'm sort of getting a little crush on that frame too.

Why am I looking at bedframes?


Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 3:57:38 pm PDT #4570 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's pretty.

OK, question about the Top Chef promos: They have Dave saying some "woe is me" thing. Not that he doesn't say that shit all the time, but do you think that means he makes final three?


Sue - Apr 30, 2006 4:01:13 pm PDT #4571 of 10002
hip deep in pie

There's a new GA tonight, right?

yes. Something one the show made me ded from the cute.


shrift - Apr 30, 2006 4:01:24 pm PDT #4572 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Why am I looking at bedframes?

Because I have to, and therefore all must suffer.


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 4:03:45 pm PDT #4573 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wanna get with the sluttiest girls your nasty imagination can dream of? We can be whatever you want us to be. After all, it is your fantasy. Do you want us to be spreadeagled on the bed, or taking it on our hands and knees...

And then it asks for your credit card information.

ita,
Calling the numbers so you don't have to, since 2006.


Cass - Apr 30, 2006 4:04:52 pm PDT #4574 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Because I have to, and therefore all must suffer.
I prefer there to be slash involved if I am following your lead.

Though I kinda like [link] and [link] . I suppose I could go find some slash that would work with those beds. It's all about time management, baby.

Yeeesh, thank you for saving me from that, ita. You deserve a cupcake. Have you made them yet?


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 4:08:51 pm PDT #4575 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The cupcakes should be out of the oven any time now. I wonder how many will be left to frost with ganache.


Allyson - Apr 30, 2006 4:19:31 pm PDT #4576 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear piece of shit in the grocery store parking lot,

A few times a month, you choose this lot to approach people, claim that your truck broke down, and that you need some change for the bus.

You are creepy, and I hate you. You want to panhandle? Ask for change. Don't make up the same story over and over designed to make people believe that you aren't panhandling.

So when you approached me for the umpteenth time with your, "Excuse me, miss...." And I say, "NO," and you say, "what, you're not a miss?" you are lucky that I don't scream, "GET YOUR HANDS OFFA ME!!!" So that the neighborhood Coffee Bean rats don't hop the fence and beat you to death.

See, because I wouldn't make up some bullshit lie like that to get sympathy.

PS: It's probably not going to be a good panhandling day when the other guy in the lot is washing windows for a donation of cash or canned goods. That guy is always going to win.