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Allyson - Apr 30, 2006 4:19:31 pm PDT #4576 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear piece of shit in the grocery store parking lot,

A few times a month, you choose this lot to approach people, claim that your truck broke down, and that you need some change for the bus.

You are creepy, and I hate you. You want to panhandle? Ask for change. Don't make up the same story over and over designed to make people believe that you aren't panhandling.

So when you approached me for the umpteenth time with your, "Excuse me, miss...." And I say, "NO," and you say, "what, you're not a miss?" you are lucky that I don't scream, "GET YOUR HANDS OFFA ME!!!" So that the neighborhood Coffee Bean rats don't hop the fence and beat you to death.

See, because I wouldn't make up some bullshit lie like that to get sympathy.

PS: It's probably not going to be a good panhandling day when the other guy in the lot is washing windows for a donation of cash or canned goods. That guy is always going to win.

Allyson - Apr 30, 2006 4:23:09 pm PDT #4577 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ooooh. It felt good to get that rage out.

shrift - Apr 30, 2006 4:27:57 pm PDT #4578 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I prefer there to be slash involved if I am following your lead.

We'll be back to the regularly scheduled slash in about a week. Until then, please excuse my mutterings about duvets and housewares.

Cass - Apr 30, 2006 4:33:01 pm PDT #4579 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I let Buffistas lead me into temptation and what do I get? Housework.

msbelle - Apr 30, 2006 4:36:18 pm PDT #4580 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have put away the winter clothes and filled the dress closet with cotton summery goodness. Have also watched this weeks VM. I love that show. Know what other show I love? GA! and it's new and I am happy.

§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 4:40:40 pm PDT #4581 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson, is it possible for you to somehow incite this guy to make a move on you, so you can beat the shit out of him? Or at the very least, kick him in the nuts.

Hey, NY folks? I'm trying to get a cousin of mine married so I can dance at the wedding. So, I'll need from you a straight guy who's looking for a 22 year old doing her Masters in film. She cleans up real well, and just because she looks she can wrestle you to the ground and break your neck doesn't mean she will. She's very mild mannered. She's the girly one.

Please to help.

Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 4:44:29 pm PDT #4582 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, I hate those extended song-and-dance scammers. I had one in my old neighborhood.

I will think if I know anyone interested in marrying a 22 year old.

shrift - Apr 30, 2006 4:51:42 pm PDT #4583 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I let Buffistas lead me into temptation and what do I get? Housework.

French Maid, baby. A pile of dusted books and no Lutherans in the sink. How sexy is that?

Cass - Apr 30, 2006 4:54:50 pm PDT #4584 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Just saying that I would prefer Lex in the French Maid outfit.

§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 4:56:00 pm PDT #4585 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I will think if I know anyone interested in marrying a 22 year old.

She looks young, and sometimes dresses in a schoolgirl uniform with heels.

If that helps.

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