shrift -- does your need for a bed mean that you're Actually Moved?
Not just yet. I should be all moved by next weekend, but the person moving out has done so. I want to try to get a bed delivered by then, if I can.
Just a matter of, like, finding a bed. OMG DECISIONS. Am I not making enough major decisions right now? Stupid adulthood.
Stupid adulthood.
I've said that many a time.
I just learned something from Miami Vice. You know how 555 numbers don't go anywhere? 1800 555 ones do. They blanked it out (video and audio) on the episode I'm watching, so I decided to call 1 800 555 LOVE. Oh, that's a real number, all right.
Oh, that's a real number, all right.
Is calling the number like clicking on some of your links?
Kristin, do you like your bed frame? And is it this one?
Am I not making enough major decisions right now? Stupid adulthood.
That definitely sucks ass. Moving all by itself is one of those Big Life Stress things. New job, ditto. Both together? And THEN you have to all the other shit, TOO? Oy vey.
Am I insane for liking this bed frame?
Don't know, shrift, I'm sort of getting a little crush on that frame too.
Why am I looking at bedframes?
That's pretty.
OK, question about the Top Chef promos: They have Dave saying some "woe is me" thing. Not that he doesn't say that shit all the time, but do you think that means he makes final three?
There's a new GA tonight, right?
yes.
Something one the show made me ded from the cute.
Why am I looking at bedframes?
Because I have to, and therefore all must suffer.
Wanna get with the sluttiest girls your nasty imagination can dream of? We can be whatever you want us to be. After all, it is your fantasy. Do you want us to be spreadeagled on the bed, or taking it on our hands and knees...
And then it asks for your credit card information.
ita,
Calling the numbers so you don't have to, since 2006.