Google images on "chicken testes" gets me a bunch of cell slides pix, and unidentifiable photo of a dissected chicken crotch.
I'ma gonna go on faith that they're there.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:19:52 pm PDT #3851 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 2:20:58 pm PDT #3852 of 10002
There was a child in a daycare I worked at who had a rather nasty trike accident. She'd happily tell anyone who asked what happened (she was still sporting stitches and bruises) within earshot that she hurt her palms and her knees and her nose and her clitoris and urethra.
Which then got all the other kids asking.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:21:14 pm PDT #3853 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The male possesses two testes, along the back, near the anterior ends of the kidneys. They are elliptical shaped and light yellow in color.
Each ductus deferens opens into a small bump, or papilla, which is on the dorsal wall of the cloaca. The papilla serve as the copulatory organ.
flea - Apr 26, 2006 2:21:51 pm PDT #3854 of 10002
information libertarian
Dear lord I am an information geek. Here's the dry, scientific lowdown on chicken reproductive anatomy. Yes, boy chickens have a penis. And actually, the end of the oviduct IS called the vagina. [link]
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 2:22:02 pm PDT #3855 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, sorry, Burrell. I forgot there was an Actual Issue. I don't see anything wrong with "butt" or "crotch," unless you think they're too vulgar for little kids? Bottom and, um, something else?
Burrell - Apr 26, 2006 2:22:34 pm PDT #3856 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Tell her it's her batty and her pumpum. She'll cause any Jamaicans in the room to clutch their pearls and reach for their smelling salts, but what are the odds?
Hmm, the odds might be better than you'd think.
flea - Apr 26, 2006 2:24:29 pm PDT #3857 of 10002
information libertarian
"Bottom" is our general catchall term. I think that's a safe one.
Also, I see we are ALL information geeks. Which, come to think of it, I knew.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:25:24 pm PDT #3858 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
It's hard, because someone, somewhere would think whatever Franny calls them will be obscene.
Hoo-ha? It's unspecific, but cheerful!
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:26:49 pm PDT #3859 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hmm, the odds might be better than you'd think.
Okay, then, if anyone faints, when you revive them find out where to get Tastee patties and harddo bread.
Unrelatedly: I'm wondering...venus.provocateuse.com? distaff.provocateuse.com? women.provocateuse.com? girlclub.provocateuse.com?
I need a name, people.
Burrell - Apr 26, 2006 2:26:52 pm PDT #3860 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh, sorry, Burrell. I forgot there was an Actual Issue. I don't see anything wrong with "butt" or "crotch," unless you think they're too vulgar for little kids? Bottom and, um, something else?
No worries. As issues go, it's minor. I mean, for me, the only real issue was having to stop myself from calling it her "cootch" as that probably *would* have raised a few eyebrows. I'm good with butt and crotch, and I figure that any caregiver or parent too modest to find those terms acceptable has bigger issues to deal with.