It's hard, because someone, somewhere would think whatever Franny calls them will be obscene.
Hoo-ha? It's unspecific, but cheerful!
Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.
Xander ,'Touched'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:25:24 pm PDT #3858 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:26:49 pm PDT #3859 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hmm, the odds might be better than you'd think.
Okay, then, if anyone faints, when you revive them find out where to get Tastee patties and harddo bread.
Unrelatedly: I'm wondering...venus.provocateuse.com? distaff.provocateuse.com? women.provocateuse.com? girlclub.provocateuse.com?
I need a name, people.
Burrell - Apr 26, 2006 2:26:52 pm PDT #3860 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh, sorry, Burrell. I forgot there was an Actual Issue. I don't see anything wrong with "butt" or "crotch," unless you think they're too vulgar for little kids? Bottom and, um, something else?
No worries. As issues go, it's minor. I mean, for me, the only real issue was having to stop myself from calling it her "cootch" as that probably *would* have raised a few eyebrows. I'm good with butt and crotch, and I figure that any caregiver or parent too modest to find those terms acceptable has bigger issues to deal with.
billytea - Apr 26, 2006 2:26:56 pm PDT #3861 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.
After The Daily Show's report on Florida's Cooter Festival, I have a clear favourite in this race. "Why do you insist on sexualising vaginas?"
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:29:12 pm PDT #3862 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I like "venus.provocateuse" just because of the "us" repitition.
Spidra Webster - Apr 26, 2006 2:29:19 pm PDT #3863 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
My parents were far more strict about things with us than they were with the younger kids. We were taught to say "bottom". I can't remember what we were taught to say for our respective genitalia, but I remember using the term "front porch" when I was pre-pubescent.
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 2:29:28 pm PDT #3864 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ita, I like distaff.
Note: I have turned in my paper due tonight. I am drinking wine. YAY.
Typo Boy - Apr 26, 2006 2:40:26 pm PDT #3865 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Note Pum Pum is not on Muffy's list, at least as of today April 26 4:40 P.M.
bon bon - Apr 26, 2006 2:40:44 pm PDT #3866 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Distaff is my preference. Def not girl club, cuz that sounds, I dunno, like a strip club.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:45:11 pm PDT #3867 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Distaff is my preference too, but I think it may be too counter-intuitive.