You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 2:26:56 pm PDT #3861 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.

After The Daily Show's report on Florida's Cooter Festival, I have a clear favourite in this race. "Why do you insist on sexualising vaginas?"


Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:29:12 pm PDT #3862 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I like "venus.provocateuse" just because of the "us" repitition.


Spidra Webster - Apr 26, 2006 2:29:19 pm PDT #3863 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

My parents were far more strict about things with us than they were with the younger kids. We were taught to say "bottom". I can't remember what we were taught to say for our respective genitalia, but I remember using the term "front porch" when I was pre-pubescent.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 2:29:28 pm PDT #3864 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ita, I like distaff.

Note: I have turned in my paper due tonight. I am drinking wine. YAY.


Typo Boy - Apr 26, 2006 2:40:26 pm PDT #3865 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Note Pum Pum is not on Muffy's list, at least as of today April 26 4:40 P.M.


bon bon - Apr 26, 2006 2:40:44 pm PDT #3866 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Distaff is my preference. Def not girl club, cuz that sounds, I dunno, like a strip club.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:45:11 pm PDT #3867 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Distaff is my preference too, but I think it may be too counter-intuitive.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 2:47:33 pm PDT #3868 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Too counter-intuitive for what?


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:54:40 pm PDT #3869 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For people to remember.


Allyson - Apr 26, 2006 2:55:26 pm PDT #3870 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My entry on my agency's client list is 6 below the Mayflower Madam's.

This tickles me.