Leave it to the buffistas to make it all so much more complicated. See from my perspective, I really just wanted terms that were appropriate, but wouldn't make anyone at daycare uncomfortable. Because something tells me that one of these days, Franny's gonna return from the bathroom proudly announcing, "my butt! my crotch!"
When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Apr 26, 2006 2:14:13 pm PDT #3847 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:15:06 pm PDT #3848 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Because something tells me that one of these days, Franny's gonna return from the bathroom proudly announcing, "my butt! my crotch!"
Tell her it's her batty and her pumpum. She'll cause any Jamaicans in the room to clutch their pearls and reach for their smelling salts, but what are the odds?
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:15:36 pm PDT #3849 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
AT least she'll be proud!
Go, mom!
flea - Apr 26, 2006 2:16:17 pm PDT #3850 of 10002
information libertarian
I was busy googling "chicken genitalia" and getting no love, but thankfully no chicken porn either. The right search string was "chicken reproduction" and now we all know that the chicken has no vagina, but rather an oviduct. But male chickens do have sperm. here were no details about the form of chicken testes.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:19:52 pm PDT #3851 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Google images on "chicken testes" gets me a bunch of cell slides pix, and unidentifiable photo of a dissected chicken crotch.
I'ma gonna go on faith that they're there.
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 2:20:58 pm PDT #3852 of 10002
There was a child in a daycare I worked at who had a rather nasty trike accident. She'd happily tell anyone who asked what happened (she was still sporting stitches and bruises) within earshot that she hurt her palms and her knees and her nose and her clitoris and urethra.
Which then got all the other kids asking.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:21:14 pm PDT #3853 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The male possesses two testes, along the back, near the anterior ends of the kidneys. They are elliptical shaped and light yellow in color.
Each ductus deferens opens into a small bump, or papilla, which is on the dorsal wall of the cloaca. The papilla serve as the copulatory organ.
flea - Apr 26, 2006 2:21:51 pm PDT #3854 of 10002
information libertarian
Dear lord I am an information geek. Here's the dry, scientific lowdown on chicken reproductive anatomy. Yes, boy chickens have a penis. And actually, the end of the oviduct IS called the vagina. [link]
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 2:22:02 pm PDT #3855 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, sorry, Burrell. I forgot there was an Actual Issue. I don't see anything wrong with "butt" or "crotch," unless you think they're too vulgar for little kids? Bottom and, um, something else?
Burrell - Apr 26, 2006 2:22:34 pm PDT #3856 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Tell her it's her batty and her pumpum. She'll cause any Jamaicans in the room to clutch their pearls and reach for their smelling salts, but what are the odds?
Hmm, the odds might be better than you'd think.