ALL HAIL THE DARK EMPRESS VULVA.
But she conquers territories and snares people into her lair. You gotta like that.
Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
Anya ,'Potential'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:05:26 pm PDT #3837 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cashmere - Apr 26, 2006 2:05:40 pm PDT #3838 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Today is the loudest and hardest I've laughed in a long while.
Thank you, collectively, Buffistas.
JZ - Apr 26, 2006 2:06:36 pm PDT #3839 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Vulva is close enough to velvet to be okay by me. Makes it sound like something luxurious that you want to pet and rub against your bare skin.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:07:57 pm PDT #3840 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
But she conquers territories and snares people into her lair
Or she lures people into her snatch.
And this may sound weird, but I like that Wikipedia has a real photo of a real woman's vulva rather than a drawing. All my sex ed books had drawings, and it just makes so much more SENSE when you can see the real thing, when you're trying to figure it all out.
flea - Apr 26, 2006 2:08:26 pm PDT #3841 of 10002
information libertarian
Well, you know, the chickens lying on their backs with their legs up in the air and a big hole between them - I wasn't too far off, really. (Does a chicken HAVE a vagina, or only mammals? My memory is conjuring up something called a cloaca in chickens? Can Wikipedia tell me?)
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 2:09:09 pm PDT #3842 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The external genital organs of the female are collectively known as the vulva.
I rule!
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:11:45 pm PDT #3843 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Jesse rules the vulva.
Hmm. I just googled "chicken vagina" and while I get no cloaca-info love, the first link is to someone talking about how eird and funny the phrase "chicken vagina" is.
I feel so un-unique.
Typo Boy - Apr 26, 2006 2:12:04 pm PDT #3844 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
As you would expect there is a web page to devoted to female genital synonyms:
Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:14:02 pm PDT #3845 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not clicking on Typo's link at work, but I'm put in mind of the movie Muffy The Vampire Layer. Not very good.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:14:09 pm PDT #3846 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ah, the sudden silence of everyone running to look at snatch synonyms.
(yeah, I have it open in another window, too. BACON SLICE????)