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Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:07:57 pm PDT #3840 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

But she conquers territories and snares people into her lair

Or she lures people into her snatch.

And this may sound weird, but I like that Wikipedia has a real photo of a real woman's vulva rather than a drawing. All my sex ed books had drawings, and it just makes so much more SENSE when you can see the real thing, when you're trying to figure it all out.

flea - Apr 26, 2006 2:08:26 pm PDT #3841 of 10002
information libertarian

Well, you know, the chickens lying on their backs with their legs up in the air and a big hole between them - I wasn't too far off, really. (Does a chicken HAVE a vagina, or only mammals? My memory is conjuring up something called a cloaca in chickens? Can Wikipedia tell me?)

Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 2:09:09 pm PDT #3842 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The external genital organs of the female are collectively known as the vulva.

I rule!

Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:11:45 pm PDT #3843 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Jesse rules the vulva.

Hmm. I just googled "chicken vagina" and while I get no cloaca-info love, the first link is to someone talking about how eird and funny the phrase "chicken vagina" is.

I feel so un-unique.

Typo Boy - Apr 26, 2006 2:12:04 pm PDT #3844 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

As you would expect there is a web page to devoted to female genital synonyms:

Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms

§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:14:02 pm PDT #3845 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not clicking on Typo's link at work, but I'm put in mind of the movie Muffy The Vampire Layer. Not very good.

Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:14:09 pm PDT #3846 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ah, the sudden silence of everyone running to look at snatch synonyms.

(yeah, I have it open in another window, too. BACON SLICE????)

Burrell - Apr 26, 2006 2:14:13 pm PDT #3847 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Leave it to the buffistas to make it all so much more complicated. See from my perspective, I really just wanted terms that were appropriate, but wouldn't make anyone at daycare uncomfortable. Because something tells me that one of these days, Franny's gonna return from the bathroom proudly announcing, "my butt! my crotch!"

§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 2:15:06 pm PDT #3848 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because something tells me that one of these days, Franny's gonna return from the bathroom proudly announcing, "my butt! my crotch!"

Tell her it's her batty and her pumpum. She'll cause any Jamaicans in the room to clutch their pearls and reach for their smelling salts, but what are the odds?

Strix - Apr 26, 2006 2:15:36 pm PDT #3849 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

AT least she'll be proud!

Go, mom!

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