Don't forget about gnomes Allyson.
I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.
Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ailleann - Apr 26, 2006 8:09:42 am PDT #3720 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Kalshane - Apr 26, 2006 8:11:22 am PDT #3721 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Does your mother have one those shiny bowling ball thingies yet? They're all over the place around here and I can't help but shake my head at them.
ETA: ION, I have to wonder if they're pumping stupid gas into the air system at the local hospital this morning. So far my calls have consisted of a person not knowing what to put in the "current password" field when changing their password, someone who couldn't find a window they had just launched and someone who couldn't see anything on their screen because their monitor was turned off.
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 8:15:48 am PDT #3722 of 10002
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tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 8:17:01 am PDT #3723 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 26, 2006 8:19:13 am PDT #3724 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
On The Unit last night, did I miss a Scott Foley nude scene that folks on another board were talking about happening?
If so, I need to have an angry talk with whoever decided to interrupt local programming with tornado bulletins last night. These people need to learn their priorities!
Allyson - Apr 26, 2006 8:20:36 am PDT #3725 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh god.
Hm. In other news that is likely only funny to me, I received the following email from my SIL:
This is important to the story I am telling below: Jason gave Gavin a bath and got him ready for bed last night.
This morning as I was changing Gavin’s diaper, I was very preoccupied thinking about my day’s activities. As he was bare bottomed on the mat out of the blue I hear him say, “I have balls.” I said,”What did you say?” He looked up at me and said, “I have balls.” I thought, wow I wasn’t hearing things. I said, “Actually you have testis.” Trying to keep it technical and not dirty. He said very matter of factly, “No, I have balls.”
Enough said. Where did he learn this tidbit? I am sure their name begins with a J.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 8:24:28 am PDT #3726 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can't get over this disease. Muscle to bone...it boggles my mind.
brenda m - Apr 26, 2006 8:26:37 am PDT #3727 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Wow, that is seriously freaky.
Calli - Apr 26, 2006 8:27:30 am PDT #3728 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
That sounds like it could be the basis for some Greek myths, only turning to bone instead of stone.
Ginger - Apr 26, 2006 8:29:49 am PDT #3729 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda