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I've seen variations of this one that go around telephone poles.
Lorne: Take care of yourself and ah, make sure fluffy is getting enough love. Gunn: Did he have anything? Fred: No. And who's fluffy? Are you fluffy? Gunn: He called me fluffy? Fred: He said make sure…wait. You don't think he was referring to anything of mine that's fluffy, do you? Because that would just be inappropriate.
'Conviction (1)'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 8:15:48 am PDT #3722 of 10002
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 8:17:01 am PDT #3723 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 26, 2006 8:19:13 am PDT #3724 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
On The Unit last night, did I miss a Scott Foley nude scene that folks on another board were talking about happening?
If so, I need to have an angry talk with whoever decided to interrupt local programming with tornado bulletins last night. These people need to learn their priorities!
Allyson - Apr 26, 2006 8:20:36 am PDT #3725 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh god.
Hm. In other news that is likely only funny to me, I received the following email from my SIL:
This is important to the story I am telling below: Jason gave Gavin a bath and got him ready for bed last night.
This morning as I was changing Gavin’s diaper, I was very preoccupied thinking about my day’s activities. As he was bare bottomed on the mat out of the blue I hear him say, “I have balls.” I said,”What did you say?” He looked up at me and said, “I have balls.” I thought, wow I wasn’t hearing things. I said, “Actually you have testis.” Trying to keep it technical and not dirty. He said very matter of factly, “No, I have balls.”
Enough said. Where did he learn this tidbit? I am sure their name begins with a J.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 8:24:28 am PDT #3726 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can't get over this disease. Muscle to bone...it boggles my mind.
brenda m - Apr 26, 2006 8:26:37 am PDT #3727 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Wow, that is seriously freaky.
Calli - Apr 26, 2006 8:27:30 am PDT #3728 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
That sounds like it could be the basis for some Greek myths, only turning to bone instead of stone.
Ginger - Apr 26, 2006 8:29:49 am PDT #3729 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Several pages of the tacky lawn ornaments for Allyson: [link]
Don't miss the lighted flamingoes: [link]
DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 8:38:41 am PDT #3730 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
and the guy who'd most recently broken his nose said it didn't really matter since they couldn't fix anything until the swelling went down.
That's true. They don't even take an x-ray until the swelling goes down (three days or so). You could've just split the cartilage instead of breaking the bone. That happens also.
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 8:41:56 am PDT #3731 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I got hit in the face at a high school dance, and have a deviated septum to this day as a result. I don't remember if xrays found no breakage, or just a hairline fracture.
I also got in trouble with the principal for understating how serious it was - he kinda' freaked when I had to go get xrays....