Things that I hope don't happen with male CEOs: threatening to resign if they don't change the lighting of the bathroom mirror.
Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.
Trick ,'First Date'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Apr 26, 2006 7:47:25 am PDT #3710 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 7:48:19 am PDT #3711 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Weird thing is they now apparently want you to open up the ODB port on your car before you arrive so they can check that as well, but I have no clue where mine is. I've checked my owner's manual without luck and google has been no help.
In/under the glovebox? Somewhere else under the dash?
Hmm. I've actually never seen an ODB port - I've only ever owned one car that had it.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 7:49:18 am PDT #3712 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dynamic Furniture. So far the robotic chair is my favourite.
Kalshane - Apr 26, 2006 7:52:12 am PDT #3713 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
In/under the glovebox? Somewhere else under the dash?
No clue. I'm going to root around a bit and see if I can find it before I head out.
Hmm. I've actually never seen an ODB port - I've only ever owned one car that had it.
This is my second that has one, but no idea what they look like either.
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 8:01:53 am PDT #3714 of 10002
Mine is under a small panel near the fusebox, to the left of the steering wheel. I'm sort of boggled they want you to do that, since...it requires less intelligence to do (once you know where it is, which people dealing with all sorts of cars all day probably should) than opening the car door. And dang, they let them race the engines on cars without ports. You'd think opening a teeny door was less of a liability. (Last emissions test, I saw them trash a transmission on an older car. Now granted, it probably was on its last legs, but they really really should have quit when it started to scream.)
My brother has that plus all sorts of other crap plugged into a laptop that lives in the passenger seat. It's sort of hilarious.
Today was not the day to wear makeup. I'm pretty much trashed.
Allyson - Apr 26, 2006 8:02:53 am PDT #3715 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My mom loves tacky lawn ornaments. She knows that they're tacky. Pink flamingos, and alligator, the drunk guy leaning on the light post, they make her SO HAPPY.
Any idea on super tacky lawn ornaments for Mother's Day?
Also, I want to send my SIL something, it's totally appropriate to send Mother's Day gifts to a family member who isn't your mom, right?
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 8:03:17 am PDT #3716 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why would they want you to open it before you go? Aren't they supposed to be the experts?
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 8:04:39 am PDT #3717 of 10002
The mooning farmer & farmer's wife! A gyrating monkey windmill! (I swear, wind blows and it does this obscene looking hulaish dance. Hrmm, where did I see that?)
Aims - Apr 26, 2006 8:07:28 am PDT #3718 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Also, I want to send my SIL something, it's totally appropriate to send Mother's Day gifts to a family member who isn't your mom, right?
Absolutely. It's for anyone who's a mother, not just your mom.
Kalshane - Apr 26, 2006 8:08:36 am PDT #3719 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Mine is under a small panel near the fusebox, to the left of the steering wheel.
I'll take a look in that area, thanks.
I'm sort of boggled they want you to do that, since...it requires less intelligence to do (once you know where it is, which people dealing with all sorts of cars all day probably should) than opening the car door.
Why would they want you to open it before you go? Aren't they supposed to be the experts?
Not a clue. I don't know if they're worried their "experts" won't be able to find it or what.