Yay on ChiKat's bonus!
That was hard to type due to the fact that I am still shuddering from looking at those hideous maternity suits. Why are cheaper clothes always more decorated than expensive ones?
Sex with robots is more common than most people think.
Spike ,'Lineage'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Apr 25, 2006 12:53:21 pm PDT #3543 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
ChiKat - Apr 25, 2006 12:54:20 pm PDT #3544 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Very yay on the bonus. And completely unexpected. And, indeed, everyone in the company got one today. And then they closed the office 2 hours early.
Jesse - Apr 25, 2006 12:57:31 pm PDT #3545 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That's so sweet.
flea - Apr 25, 2006 12:58:19 pm PDT #3546 of 10002
information libertarian
JZ - Apr 25, 2006 12:59:38 pm PDT #3547 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Man, that's $118 of serious fugly.
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 12:59:52 pm PDT #3548 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cognrats on the bonus. Nice place to work today.
I figure if I'm going to be on a conference call tonight at 9:30, there's no good reason for me to stay here past 4, right? I mean, come on.
Dude, that gingham swimsuit is almost worth getting knocked up for. I lurve it.
Kalshane - Apr 25, 2006 1:00:00 pm PDT #3549 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
A friend mentioned that his brother broke his tooth in a dog-kissing incident.
"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth!"
Actually, I don't kiss dogs. I've been known to kiss cats, but only on the top of their heads. I don't care if it's scientifically proven that dogs have cleaner mouths than humans, dog slobber=yuck!
ION, best support call of the day:
User: I sent out a meeting request in Outlook for 11:30 and one of my recipients says it's trying schedule her for 9:30.
Me: t talks user through checking her clock and time zone settings. Okay, your settings are fine. I would call your recipient and ask them to do the same thing. Though remember if they're in Philly, they would be on Eastern Time.
User: Actually they're in Seattle.
Me: t suddenly remembering that yes, we do have a tiny clinic on in Seattle Then they'd be on Pacific time. Which is two hours behind us.
User: t long silence
Me: 11:30 here is 9:30 there.
User: t more silence
Me: So...
User: Oh! Right. Thank you.
brenda m - Apr 25, 2006 1:00:21 pm PDT #3550 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
bon bon, Home Depot around here told me they won't have them in until May - don't know if it'll be the same in NY.
Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 1:00:24 pm PDT #3551 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Congratulations, ChiKat!
I'm still a bit buzzy from the news that I've been called in for a second job interview at UC Berkeley.
Must figure out how to be productive today.
bon bon - Apr 25, 2006 1:02:32 pm PDT #3552 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
bon bon, Home Depot around here told me they won't have them in until May - don't know if it'll be the same in NY.
Ah, thanks for the tip! I'm trying to get it this week because Bob leaves for a month starting Sunday, but I think I'm kind of screwed. OTOH, May pretty much starts this weekend. So I may be not that far out of luck, I hope.