We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!

Wash ,'Jaynestown'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 25, 2006 12:57:31 pm PDT #3545 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's so sweet.


flea - Apr 25, 2006 12:58:19 pm PDT #3546 of 10002
information libertarian

Target/Liz Lange does okay [link] but sold out in my size.

I love the "bling detail" here... [link]


JZ - Apr 25, 2006 12:59:38 pm PDT #3547 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Man, that's $118 of serious fugly.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 12:59:52 pm PDT #3548 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cognrats on the bonus. Nice place to work today.

I figure if I'm going to be on a conference call tonight at 9:30, there's no good reason for me to stay here past 4, right? I mean, come on.

Dude, that gingham swimsuit is almost worth getting knocked up for. I lurve it.


Kalshane - Apr 25, 2006 1:00:00 pm PDT #3549 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

A friend mentioned that his brother broke his tooth in a dog-kissing incident.

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth!"

Actually, I don't kiss dogs. I've been known to kiss cats, but only on the top of their heads. I don't care if it's scientifically proven that dogs have cleaner mouths than humans, dog slobber=yuck!

ION, best support call of the day:

User: I sent out a meeting request in Outlook for 11:30 and one of my recipients says it's trying schedule her for 9:30.

Me: t talks user through checking her clock and time zone settings. Okay, your settings are fine. I would call your recipient and ask them to do the same thing. Though remember if they're in Philly, they would be on Eastern Time.

User: Actually they're in Seattle.

Me: t suddenly remembering that yes, we do have a tiny clinic on in Seattle Then they'd be on Pacific time. Which is two hours behind us.

User: t long silence

Me: 11:30 here is 9:30 there.

User: t more silence

Me: So...

User: Oh! Right. Thank you.


brenda m - Apr 25, 2006 1:00:21 pm PDT #3550 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

bon bon, Home Depot around here told me they won't have them in until May - don't know if it'll be the same in NY.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 1:00:24 pm PDT #3551 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Congratulations, ChiKat!

I'm still a bit buzzy from the news that I've been called in for a second job interview at UC Berkeley.

Must figure out how to be productive today.


bon bon - Apr 25, 2006 1:02:32 pm PDT #3552 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

bon bon, Home Depot around here told me they won't have them in until May - don't know if it'll be the same in NY.

Ah, thanks for the tip! I'm trying to get it this week because Bob leaves for a month starting Sunday, but I think I'm kind of screwed. OTOH, May pretty much starts this weekend. So I may be not that far out of luck, I hope.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 1:02:36 pm PDT #3553 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

that's $118 of serious fugly.

Isn't pregnancy a great time to provide more boobular support? What's with that hideousness? And not enough bling to justify the cost, as far as I can tell.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 1:03:11 pm PDT #3554 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's priceless, Kalshane.